Analyzing a Modern Example of Christian Lamb-Symbology Narrative

The practice of symbolizing Jesus as the paschal lamb or associating him with other Jewish Temple elements is evident in our earliest manuscript evidence from Christianity (the authentic Pauline epistles, mostly written in the 50’s CE). Just as Christology and eschatology evolve over the centuries to address theological or dogmatic problems, this symbolism similarly evolves as Christian writers innovate to inject renewed interest and, more recently, to get subscribers, views, shares, likes, and clicks - the better to spread the good news with. Here we examine one such modern symbological narrative to study how these innovations originate.

The Lamb Symbology Narrative in Question

Here we have the version of this narrative that is the focus of our study today. A friend shared it on social media with the imperative, “Because I care…Ponder on this my dears”:

No matter how many times I read this, I just cannot do it without getting chills all over me! 😲 I bet you didn’t know the following about the manger that Jesus was laid in. Of course mangers are animal feeding troughs but in ancient Israel they were made of stone - not what you would see in a modern day nativity scene¹. Not comfortable, but great for protection. That’s why those who were experts in this matter, the priests, would put their newborn lambs in them for protection. But not just any lamb, the unblemished perfect lambs that were used in the sacrifice for sins. And Bethlehem, where Jesus was born was FAMOUS for their UNBLEMISHED LAMBS used for the sacrifice. These lambs had to be perfect so they would wrap them tightly in cloth and lie them in the manger to keep them safe. This is exactly why the only time mangers are mentioned in Jesus’ birth story it is being told to shepherds. In Luke 2 it says “This will be a sign for you, you will find a baby wrapped in cloth and lying in a manger.” The shepherds would have understood this powerful parallel! THEY KNEW what the cloth and the manger meant! This baby would be THE PERFECT LAMB OF GOD! The Messiah who would sacrifice His life for the sins of the whole world. He wasn’t just a baby wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in a manger, He was GOD: perfect, sinless and Holy, humbling Himself to become the perfect sacrifice to reconcile us back to Himself!! THAT my friend, that Perfect Lamb, is WHY we celebrate Christmas!!

I pondered it for a few minutes, then left it alone. I went back and pondered it a little more, then studied it for an hour or so. After pondering the result of that hour long study, and particularly because of the qualifying clause of the imperative to ponder (“Because I care”) – I decided to study it rigorously and to formally document that study.

I’m writing this very much because I share that sentiment of caring. I care about the world we live in, about educating ourselves to discover the nature of the universe, about how we author the rules of civil society, and fundamental to all of these concerns, I care about constructing our world views from reasoning that is logically valid and premises that are true. The ascertainment of truth however, is difficult and time consuming.

Results of Superficial Pondering

The first time I read the narrative my initial impression was that it was fabricated (like the stories in chain emails where my friend found this letter in a Vietnam Vet’s closet after he died that comments poignantly on a phenomenon strongly resembling a recent political event). This initial impression stemmed from the use of two rhetorical devices employed in the first two sentences that are common in fabricated stories crafted with to attract attention and promote rapid transmission:

• The first sentence is an assertion that the content is so compelling it causes a physical reaction to which one is never inured regardless of the total number of exposures – this is an accurate description of the physiological response to an addictive substance to which humans do not develop a tolerance.² The intent of this sentence is to assure the reader that something unimaginably powerful must lie waiting in the following paragraph – what could it possibly be? we are meant to ask ourselves.

• The second sentence is a confident assertion that that the reader has never heard the content to follow, through the specific phrase “I bet you didn’t know…” – this is a rhetorical device to engage audiences by accusing them of ignorance – the most common and immediate reaction to such assertions is a defensive desire to demonstrate the accuser to be incorrect – how can we ascertain that the author who asserts we don’t know is wrong? by reading what follows to see if we have in fact heard of it of course – which is the desired effect of the accusation.

No human just sharing information they discovered writes this way – these are hallmarks of intentionally crafted narrative and in my experience, are almost always followed by marketing material, fiction, or fraud. Alone however, these devices don’t provide any data regarding the value or nature of whatever follows – but they do make me suspicious. The second time I pondered, I pondered with an elevated level of critical thought.

Results of More Critical Pondering and some Mild Googling

Evaluating content critically is difficult. It requires focus, energy, and an active application of all of our knowledge and faculties to examine claims and arguments on their own merits. It takes time, work, and care. I hypothesize that when we consume media, particularly on social media, we are frequently not thinking critically. Munusamy et al. (2024) conduct a meta analysis of 23 studies examining disinformation propagation on social media and assert “There is a lower likelihood that social media users will research the content they read or post.” I think this may simply be because we are busy and tired, and when scrolling memes and posts, we’re mostly there for the low effort dopamine reward (see (Firth et al. 2019), (Maza et al. 2023)). If consuming social media non-critically is a typical behavior, this may be one reason why Butler (2024) reports data indicating social media as a common vector for misinformation propagation and highlights the importance of critically consuming information on such platforms. Munusamy et al. (2024) similarly concludes that because social media users are less likely to research content they encounter, “Any unconfirmed content can therefore be swiftly shared and distributed over social media platforms”. This phenomenon is a serious societal problem.

The subsections below document my critical analysis of the text of the lamb symbology narrative. Several components are problematic or seem implausible to me. These elements motivated a more rigorous study.

Mangers for Protection?

The narrative seems³ to be correct that water or feeding troughs in 1st century Palestine were commonly made from limestone, which apparently means these troughs are

Not comfortable, but great for protection.

Are they really? The suggestion that a stone trough offers protection to a lamb sitting on top of it, bound tightly in cloth, doesn’t seem plausible.

How does the stone trough provide protection? protection from what?

Recalling the specific reason the lambs needed protection in the narrative, it was because these were:

…not just any lamb, the unblemished perfect lambs that were used in the sacrifice for sins…These lambs had to be perfect so they would wrap them tightly in cloth and lie them in the manger to keep them safe.

What are these blemishes that disqualify the animal for ritual slaughter?

This language certainly refers to the requirements in the Pentateuch that the animals used in most sacrifices be “unblemished”. But what does “unblemished” actually mean in the context of 1st Century BCE temple sacrifice in Judaism?

The authors of the Hebrew Bible don’t provide too much detail but relevant verses with specific sections highlighted are below:

Exodus 12:5-13 (NRSVU)

5 Your lamb shall be without blemish, a year-old male; you may take it from the sheep or from the goats. 6 You shall keep it until the fourteenth day of this month; then the whole assembled congregation of Israel shall slaughter it at twilight. 7 They shall take some of the blood and put it on the two doorposts and the lintel of the houses in which they eat it. 8 They shall eat the lamb that same night; they shall eat it roasted over the fire with unleavened bread and bitter herbs. 9 Do not eat any of it raw or boiled in water but roasted over the fire, with its head, legs, and inner organs. 10 You shall let none of it remain until the morning; anything that remains until the morning you shall burn with fire. 11 This is how you shall eat it: your loins girded, your sandals on your feet, and your staff in your hand, and you shall eat it hurriedly. It is the Passover of the Lord. 12 I will pass through the land of Egypt that night, and I will strike down every firstborn in the land of Egypt, from human to animal, and on all the gods⁴ of Egypt I will execute judgments: I am the Lord. 13 The blood shall be a sign for you on the houses where you live: when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and no plague shall destroy you when I strike the land of Egypt.

Leviticus 22:21-25 (NRSVU)

21 When anyone offers a sacrifice of well-being to the Lord, in fulfillment of a vow or as a freewill offering, from the herd or from the flock, to be acceptable it must be perfect; there shall be no blemish in it. 22 Anything blind or injured or maimed or having a discharge or an itch or scabs—these you shall not offer to the Lord or put any of them on the altar as offerings by fire to the Lord. 23 An ox or a lamb that is deformed or stunted you may present for a freewill offering, but it will not be accepted for a vow. 24 Any animal that has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord; such you shall not do within your land, 25 nor shall you accept any such animals from a foreigner to offer as food⁵ to your God; since they are mutilated, with a blemish in them, they shall not be accepted on your behalf.

Deuteronomy 17:1 (NRSVU)

You must not sacrifice to the Lord your God an ox or a sheep that has a defect, anything seriously wrong, for that is abhorrent to the Lord your God.

The passage in Leviticus provides the most detail. Of all of these blemishes, only the injury/maiming variety could possibly be prevented by any kind of physical precautions – the “itch or scabs” requirement refers to skin diseases. Commentary on the Hebrew from the Jewish Virtual Library indicates “injured or maimed” (Hebrew שָׁבַר [shah-VAHR]: break shatter or destroy, or חָר֣וּץ [harus]: maimed or broken) means “broken or cracked limbs that cause the animal to be lame”⁶.

Different translations similarly indicate this meaning. The New American Standard Bible proposes:

Those that are blind, fractured, maimed, or have a wart, a festering rash, or scabs, you shall not offer to the LORD

as the English for Leviticus 22:22. Other translations use “broken or maimed” (KJV), “disabled or mutilated” (ESV), “crippled or injured” (CSB). Given all of the above I think it’s reasonable to interpret “injury” as something serious – a significant sprain or fracture that makes the animal lame in some way. The Mishnah is a later source (we will revisit the Mishnah below) and it expounds on the definition of blemishes but doesn’t mention physical injury at all (see the Mishnah text on blemishes here).

Based on the definition of “blemish” in the context of animals slated for ritual slaughter, I don’t think swaddling them in a manger would provide any protective benefit from such defects.

An image search reveals many pictures of these troughs, and suggests heights from the ground between 12 - 24 inches and basins maybe 4-8 inches deep, all open from the top. Unless the 1st Century CE shepherds needed to protect the lambs from vertically oriented Improvised Explosive Devices⁷, I’m not sure how they offer protection against becoming fractured or maimed. Common threats to lambs capable of inflicting physical harm would include local predators (canines, hyenas, birds etc.)……and I can’t really think of anything else – a lamb wouldn’t be physically damaged from stumbling and falling – maybe some accidents could occur where lambs would be trampled by larger animals – but for the most common threats that come to mind - I don’t see how immobilizing a lamb in a stone trough provides a protective benefit. Other options would be better: an enclosed room or pen for instance.

The Priests are the Shepherds?

The narrative suggest that priests are the “experts in this matter” and though it’s not precisely clear which matter that is, the following sentences suggest the priests are the ones raising the lambs. This seems odd to me. Before studying this narrative I had a rudimentary knowledge of the priestly order in pre-Christian Judaism, but have never heard any suggestion that the Levite priests raised their own special flocks specifically for ritual slaughter. I wonder where this information came from. There are no passages in the Bible suggesting that the priestly order functioned as shepherds that I was able to find.

Bethleham is FAMOUS for Unblemished lambs?

This sentence suggests invention to me. Would there really be a place that produced especially good lambs for sacrificing? so much so that everyone would have known and it would be FAMOUS?

When there was no mass communication? When most people in 1st Century CE Palestine were illiterate⁸ and would have to hear it word-of-mouth? By the first century CE sacrifices and worship were well centralized at the Temple in Jerusalem⁹ – so most animals for sacrifice would have come from around Jerusalem anyway (the animals being sold in the temple when Jesus disrupts the sellers were animals being sold as sacrifices to Jews who came to offer sacrifices; the money changers were converting currency to pay the temple tax – see (Seeley 1993), (McGrath n.d.))

This doesn’t seem likely to me.

The Results of Study

The concerns expressed above motivated a rigorous study seeking to evaluate the origin and veracity of the narrative. In this section I summarize the results of Biblical scholar Wave Nunnally who has written a detailed analysis tracing the origins of this narrative – apparently identified as the “New Birth Narrative” (NBN). Nunnally is Professor Emeritus of Early Judaism and Christian Origins at Evangel University, Springfield, MO.¹⁰

This section further includes tangential studies on topics motivated by the examination of this narrative.

Tracing the Origins of the Narrative

As with most every topic of inquiry a normal human (i.e. anyone who isn’t an expert on the leading edge of their field) may explore – the veracity of this particular narrative has already been well examined by others who are more qualified and knowledgeable than myself. The most well supported discussions I found are from Chad Bird¹¹ writing at 1517.org (Bird 2021) and Dr. Wave Nunnally writing on his own website (Nunally 2023).

I encourage anyone reading this to read both of those discussions in full, but I will summarize the results of Nunally’s analysis here along with my own thoughts.

Nunnally traces the most recent incarnations of the NBN – the narrative I’m examining at the beginning of this document – to a 2012 book titled Jesus: a Theography by Frank Viola and Dr. Leonard Sweet¹² . The fundamental premises in this 2012 book almost certainly originate in an 1883 work by Alfred Edersheim titled The Life and Times of Jesus the Messiah. Prior to 1883 the notion that priestly shepherds raised lambs for sacrifice in Bethlehem did not exist in human thought.¹³

Edersheim (1883) writes

That the Messiah was to be born in Bethlehem, was a settled conviction¹⁴. Equally so was the belief, that He was to be revealed from Migdal Eder, “the tower of the flock”.¹⁵ This Migdal Eder was not the watchtower for the ordinary flocks which pastured on the barren sheep-ground beyond Bethlehem, but lay close to town, on the road to Jerusalem. A passage in the Mishnah leads to the conclusion that the flocks which pastured there, were destined for Temple-sacrifices, and accordingly, that the shepherds, who watched over them, were not ordinary shepherds… [emphasis mine, Edersheim argues here that raising flocks was banned in this area, so if flocks were being raised, they must be special flocks raised by priests – See Nunnally’s detailed review of the Mishnah and other sources Edersheim points to for reasons why this is not the case – Edersheim chooses a particular passage but ignores several others that clarify shepherding was allowed outside urban centers]… Thus, Jewish tradition in some dim manner apprehended the first revelation of the Messiah from that Migdal Eder, where shepherds watched the Temple-flocks all the year round. Of the deep symbolic significance of such a coincidence, it is needless to speak.

So what is the Mishnah?

It is rabbinic literature that dates to the 2nd Century CE, two-hundred years after the estimated date of Jesus’ birth. The temple in Jerusalem was destroyed by the Roman’s in 70 CE and temple sacrifices no longer occurred, so as Dr. Dan McClellan¹⁶ notes in his analysis of the this same NBN (https://youtu.be/U00gZq7s2VA?t=31), “…nobody who had anything to do with the Mishnah had ever seen a temple sacrifice or knew the circumstances regarding where the temple got their sacrifices from around the end of the 1st Century BCE and the beginning of the 1st Century CE so again, there are no data that support this claim.”

But let’s see for ourselves – Edersheim’s actual text (URL is linked in the reference at the bottom of this document) includes a footnote indicating this Mishnah passage is Shekalim 7:4, so what does it actually say? We can read it here

If an animal that is fit for the altar was found straying, from Jerusalem and as far as Migdal Eder, and similarly if it was found within that distance from Jerusalem in any other direction, it is presumed that the animal came from Jerusalem. Most of the animals in Jerusalem were designated for offerings, and presumably this one was as well. Males are presumed to be burnt-offerings, as only males are brought as burnt-offerings. Females are presumed to be peace-offerings, as it is permitted to bring a female peace-offering. Rabbi Yehuda says: An animal that is fit for the Paschal offering, i.e., a one-year-old male lamb or kid, is presumed to be a Paschal offering, provided that it was found within thirty days before the Festival of Passover. – Mishnah, Shekalim 7:4

Two immediate observations emerge:

1. Shekalim 7:4 doesn’t say anything about flocks being raised or managed in Bethlehem, or in Migdal Eder. This text clearly asserts that if the animals are found there or anywhere in any direction as far as Migdal Eder, that it’s reasonable to assume they came from Jerusalem. The sense of the word for found is that the animal was previously lost – unattended, unclaimed. The only reason Migdal Eder seems to be mentioned is as a landmark for distance from Jerusalem (about six miles).

2. Shekalim 7:4 doesn’t say anything at all about shepherds. This entire passage merely states that any unattended animals within about six miles of Jerusalem in any direction are assumed to have come from Jerusalem, and that the ones from Jerusalem were probably meant to be sacrifices, so this one probably was too – so if you run across one you can pluck it up and offer it.

There is no logical pathway between Shekalim 7:4 and the conclusion that special shepherds watched over flocks of lamb and goat in Migdal Eder that were specifically raised for sacrifice. Edersheim just imagined this to be the case and declared that it was supported by the Mishnah which isn’t a valid information source for early 1st Century CE practices anyway.

The entire premise of this narrative was invented in 1883. No data from the ancient world support this notion and Edersheim’s 1883 work is the first record of it.

But Edershiem’s proposition doesn’t quite provide all the details of the narrative we’re examining here. There was no mention of lambs being swaddled and placed in mangers. So where does that come from? From the 2012 book Jesus: a Theography. I don’t have access to their text but Nunally (2023) reproduces relevant sections:

But before they were slaughtered, each lamb was required to be a pet in the family for at least four days. So the day after the final Sabbath before Passover, shepherds from the Bethlehem hills drove thousands of lambs into Jerusalem, where they were taken in by Jewish families for at least two days and treated as members of the family. Before sacrificing the lamb, the Jewish priest would ask, “Do you love this lamb?” If the family didn’t love the lamb, there would be no sacrifice (Sweet/Viola, p. 66).

Really? This procedure is not extant in the Bible or even the Mishnah – so where did Sweet and Viola get it?

Bethlehem’s priestly shepherds had to learn and follow special techniques and rituals during the lambing season. Bethlehem lambs born for slaughter were special lambs. To prevent harm and self-injury from thrashing about after birth on their spindly legs, newborn lambs were wrapped in swaddling cloths. Then they were placed in a manger or feeding trough, where they could calm down out of harm’s way (Sweet/Viola, p. 67).

Harm and self injury? Are there any data suggesting new born lambs injure themselves from thrashing around immediately upon birth? A modern study (Holmøy et al. 2017) of 270 lamb deaths that occurred within 5 days of birth found trauma to be the causative agent in 20% of cases; of these the most frequent cause of trauma was difficult birthing that required human assistance – 60% of all trauma deaths. The authors report that “traumatic injuries to the lamb may occur during birth, particularly in cases of fetopelvic disproportion. Lambs confined indoors may be trapped in pen hurdles, and small or inappropriately shaped lambing pens may increase the risk of injuries inflicted by ewes.” They list no other causes for lamb trauma and while this paper was limited to trauma that resulted in death, the notion that a new born lamb would thrash around and fracture a limb or incur some other serious injury that qualifies as a “blemish” doesn’t seem plausible. Simcock (2019) indicates that immediate suckling is imperative to survival because lambs require “50mls [of colostrum (ewe’s milk)] per kg of body weight [typical birth weights are 3-6 kg] in the first two hours after birth.” This doesn’t seem possible if the lamb is tightly wrapped in cloth and sequestered in a stone trough. I asked a representative of Jenkins Farms (a small farm in Georgia) about pathways for baby goat injuries and preventive measures¹⁷. The response indicated they: are susceptible to hypothermia (if they get wet and cold they die); may get trapped in equipment or other places and die; may swallow hay string and die, eat a lot of milk and sit out in the sun and die; that sprains and strains typically heal on their own, but sometimes they have to amputate legs (no indication of what causes these strains and sprains). The response to preventative measures was that they provide the animals with a sheltered place and let the mothers do the work.

Did Sweet and Viola just make this up? I think so. Nunally (2023) points out that they never cite any sources to support the claims in their 2012 book and he exhaustively examines specific claims therein, firmly concluding

• The assertion by Edersheim (and a plethora of others who follow him) on the basis of BT Bava Kama 80a¹⁸, that the sheep being kept by the shepherds of Bethlehem/Migdal Eder had to have been a special herd destined for the temple has to be rejected. The evidence introduced above demands it.The popularity of the NBN, the persuasiveness of the presentation of its advocates, the warm feeling experienced by those who embrace it, and the sense of greater importance that comes with having insider knowledge—NONE of these are worth the abandonment of our belief in absolute truth based on evidence.
• These and all the other incredibly detailed additions to the story of Jesus’ birth that are floating around today would be great if they were true, but they are simply the products of the fertile imaginations of modern-day midrashists. Our response to all who would abridge, edit, or add to the Word of God as written, or overthrow hundreds of years of interpretation must be “Show us your evidence and then we will evaluate it for ourselves!” If nothing more than conjecture, ramblings from unaccountable authors on non-peer-reviewed websites, and a titillating feel-good story are all they have to offer, they are rightly to be ignored.
• There were no priestly shepherds, no special lambs, and no special techniques that anyone had to learn to protect them. If there was evidence for this in ancient literature, this would have been produced by those who make such claims.
• To be clear, there is never a place ANYWHERE in ancient Jewish literature of ANY kind, whether in the Bible, the Dead Sea Scrolls, the intertestamental Apocrypha, the intertestamental Pseudepigrapha, Philo of Alexandria, Josephus Flavius, or ANYWHERE in the voluminous Rabbinic Literature that suggests that any lambs anywhere were ever swaddled. Again, this is why no source is ever cited by promoters of the NBN when making this point. Further, both Palestinian and Jewish shepherds in Israel will tell you that this is madness—within hours, a newborn lamb that was swaddled and laid in a manger would be dead. While teaching in Israel, I spoke to shepherds in the area of Jerusalem and Bethlehem. When asked if they were aware of an instance in which it would be beneficial to swaddle newborn lambs, without exception, their response was, “What? They’d starve in two hours!” The story as being told today is not only never documented by reference to ancient literature; it is also patently absurd on the practical level, life experience, and common sense.

That’s about just enough of that.

The PERFECT LAMB OF GOD!

Encountering this meme/narrative/phenomenon where modern Christians invent stories – mostly likely to inject interesting components that engage audiences and keep the stories fresh – made me wonder how frequently these kinds of innovations occur. Are there other examples we can find from modern times or ancient times? The next section explores these questions.

But, before we move on I want to examine one more point on this lamb narrative, that to me, is the most fundamental issue. If Jesus is meant to be

THE PERFECT LAMB OF GOD! The Messiah who would sacrifice His life for the sins of the whole world.

then how are we to understand the analogy to a lamb and how are we to understand these sacrifices? Why is Jesus so frequently referred to as “The Lamb”? Why does Jesus need to sacrifice his human life¹⁹ to somehow, in some way, offset or pay for or atone for the sins of the world. How does that work? What is the mechanism by which Jesus suffering a terrible death enables salvation? Salvation from what? How do modern Christians understand the status quo if Jesus had not yet spent a while as a human so that humans could murder him? For instance, what was the status quo with respect to salvation in the year 10 CE?

To gain this understanding, we must study exactly how Jesus is analogized with Second Temple Period animal sacrificial practices in Judaism and how those practices fit within the broader context of animal sacrifice in the the ancient world.

Regev (2019) provides an exhaustive discussion of how early Christians understood and related to the Temple and elements of the sacrificial cult that operated there until the Romans destroyed it in 70 CE – around the time the Gospel that would later be attributed to Mark was written. For brevity I will focus on Regev’s analysis of how Paul analogizes Jesus as:

Historical Context – Israel and Contemporaneous Cultures**

The development of a coherent group of people known as Israel in the Southern Levant almost certainly occurred after 1350 BCE and before 1200 BCE. The first mention of Israel as a coherent people group for which data exists is around 1207 BCE on the Merneptah Stele, a large inscription on stone of Egyptian origin that describes Merneptah’s conquest of various peoples in the Levant including Israel (J. Wright 2023). The specific language of the Stele indicates Israel was not yet a nation or kingdom, but it’s certain that a coherent people group called Israel were known in the southern Levant around 1207. It is also almost certain that no such group existed at large scale around 1350 BCE based on references to places and names from the Amarna Letters²⁰ that should have included Israel and its prominent figures if such a people were extant at the time (J. Wright 2023).²¹

Israelite sacrificial practices evolved over centuries before reaching the exact form practiced around the time Jesus was likely born, but all of their elements (altar, temple, sacrificial system) are “rooted in the pagan cultures of the ancient Near East” (Haran 1978). The most obvious and directly correlated source is the Sumerian/Akkadian/Babylonian cultures in Mesopotamia that originate as early as the 4th millennium BCE and formally end in 539 BCE at the hands of the Persians. This period entirely encompasses the development of Israel as a people and Kingdom.

The Mesopotamian gods Marduk, Sarpanitum, Nabu, Nanay, and others among the pantheon each required their own specific daily diet of animal sacrifice (bulls, sheep, birds, fish) along with fruits, plants, grains, and beer (Scurlock 2002). Babylonians “fed” their gods twice a day every day and while the presentation and disposition of these offering was different than the Israelite practice²², “Like their ancient Mesopotamian counterparts, Israelite holocaust offerings were imagined as divine meals, presented twice daily at dawn and dusk, with extra animals offered weekly on the Sabbath, monthly at the new moon, and annually on days set aside as festivals.” (Scurlock 2006). The Mesopotamian sacrificial cult included sacrifices for different purposes including “covenant” sacrifices used to establish a contractual style relationship with a god (usually followed by daily feeding), “occasional” sacrifices for specific favors or requests, “divination” sacrifices to discern truth, and “treaty” sacrifices to ensure the sanctity of an oath (Scurlock 2006).

Sacrifices to יהוה (Yahweh)²³ in ancient Israel were also conceptualized as food; the authors of the Bible refer to sacrificial items as God’s “food” (Leviticus 3:11, 21:21-22, Numbers 28:2), and to the altar as “The Lord’s Table” (see Ezekiel 41:22, 44:16, Malachi 1:7). Like the Mesopotamian gods, יהוה also required feeding twice a day – a diet of 2 lambs (one in the morning and one in the evening) with flour, oil, grain, and wine (see Exodus 29:38–42 and Numbers 28:1–8). There were also different categories of sacrifice – the guilt or sin offerings, vow offerings, and the covenant offering (the Passover). The Passover sacrifice only occurred once a year and maintained the contractual relationship between God and Israel established during the Exodus.

Hittite, Eyptian, Greco-Roman sacrificial practices were similar. M. Smith (1952) notes that “The similarities of the sacrificial cult of Uruk²⁴ to that described in the P material of the OT²⁵ are clear. Even of later times, when the Jews were self-consciously insisting on their difference from the heathen, Lieberman²⁶ can remark, ‘There was a general pattern in ancient world of temples and sacrifices … which the Jews shared’”. In Greece and Rome it was the “general custom to burn the whole victim (ὁλοκαυτεῖν) upon the altars of the gods, and the same was in some cases also observed in later times (Xenoph. Anab. VII.8 §5), and more especially in sacrifices to the gods of the lower world, and such as were offered to atone for some crime that had been committed (Apollon. Rhod. III.1030, 1209)” (Schmitz 1875). Greek practices varied by city-state but generally the animals had to be “healthy, beautiful and uninjured” (Schmitz 1875).

But the Passover sacrifice was a bit particular and its association with Christianity is interesting. Let’s revisit.

The Passover was an annual reminder of the Exodus when, in the story, יהוה (Yahweh) killed every first born Egyptian from the Pharaoh to the slaves to the animals (Exodus 11:4-5). To avoid יהוה (Yahweh’s) death, the Israelites had to kill a lamb and smear its blood on the doorposts so that יהוה (Yahweh) would know to “pass over” that house. The ritual by the first Century was particular. Families would offer lambs or kids, slaughter them, the preists would and catch the blood in little bowls and sprinkle it on the altar in the Temple. Fatty portions of the animal were reserved for יהוה (Yahweh) and burned on the altar [And the priest shall burn them upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire for a sweet savour: all the fat is the Lord’s. (Leviticus 3:16)]. Everyone had to be ritually clean to participate.

So what do we make of all this? A few particular observations are important

• That animal sacrifice to gods to seek favors or excuse transgressions was common across cultures in ancient Mediterranean cultures (all of the above is vaguely contemporaneous)
• That the general form and function of the sacrifices was at least broadly similar across cultures and to all the various gods, some sacrifices imagined as food for the goods, some sacrifices entirely burned on an altar)
• That

Like most studies, this study presents tangential topics that are relevant to the discussion above, and that I think are critical context for understanding this narrative and the phenomenon of inventing or embellishing for a variety of motivating factors (all of which are routine facets of human nature).

Imaginative Judeo-Christian Innovation is Not Rare or New

The discussion above illustrates that the lamb symbology narrative introduced at the beginning is a modern fiction that originated in the 19th Century, was further embellished in 2012, and is now firmly entrenched in modern Christian mythology (it’s even in The Chosen movie series). But the process of inventing narrative and/or embellishing extant narratives over time is not at all unusual in modern times or throughout the history of the Judeo-Christian religious tradition²⁷. The subsections below illustrate a few examples. While each of these really demands its own version of this document, the constraints of time and energy limit these discussions to cursory introductions²⁸.

Other Modern Examples

Modern tales of miracle and prophecy and revealed secrets abound in the modern age. The sections below illustrate a few examples of demonstrable nonsense:

A Bible in Dalton, GA Exudes Magic Healing Oil After President Donald J. Trump’s 2017 Inauguration

In Dalton, GA, a man named Jerry Pearce “fell down on the floor for 45 minutes in a kind of catatonic state that he describes as being ‘out in the Spirit.’” during a prayer session shortly after President Donald Trump’s inauguration in 2017 (Graham 2020). A few days later his Bible allegedly started exuding oil. First just a bit, then gallons, then hundreds of gallons. The oil apparently possessed magical powers. A reporter (Graham 2020) who attended one of the weekly events where the oil was distributed described

A slight white man said he was heading to China soon and wanted to bring the oil with him. He alluded to the possibility that the oil could cure the coronavirus: “I look forward to bringing back a good report!” There were stories about the oil healing arthritis and dissolving tumors. Others said their vials of oil had spontaneously refilled. One woman said she had given it to a friend who traveled to North Korea and slathered three rocks there with oil, including one representing North Korea and one representing the United States. “Right after that was when Trump met with Kim Jong-un,” she said. The crowd murmured in awe.

Really? My mother possesses three vials of this oil, given to her by friends after a car accident. I look at them when I’m visiting sometimes but haven’t noticed them refilling themselves.

A reporter at the Chattanooga Times Free Press covering the story was eventually directed to employees at the local Tractor Supply who visually identified Jerry as regularly buying gallons of mineral oil. Two independent Fourier Transform Infrared spectroscope (FTIR) profiles of the oil developed in two different departments at the University of Tennessee in Chattanooga “indicate a petroleum derived product, particularly mineral oil.” (Massey 2020) – see the actual lab report embedded in the news article. Pearce initially denied buying mineral oil and stated that the Tractor Supply employees were lying, but after the Times reporting was published, Flowing Oil Ministries (the group organizing events related to the oil) revealed that the Bible had recently stopped producing oil. Pearce then admitted to buying oil just that last time stating (Massey 2020):

“I was going to pour that oil on the Bible when the Bible quit producing oil,” Pearce said. “And the Lord checked my spirit on it.”

Of course.

A retired Nurse Anesthetist Recovers the Actual Ark of the Covenant from Israel

See Ron Wyatt for a litany of nonsense. The short version is that he claimed to have found artifacts like (Jackson n.d.):

• Noah’s Home and a Flood-inscription at that site
• Fences from Noah’s farm
• Anchor Stones from Noah’s Ark
• Laminated Deck Timber from the Ark
• Noah’s Altar
• Tombs with Tombstones of Noah and his wife
• The precise location of the Red Sea Crossing
• Wheels from Egyptian Chariots involved in the pursuit of the Israelites from Egypt [for a detailed discussion see Bible Archeology Report.]
• The Book of the Law written by Moses on Animal Skins
• Gold from the Golden Calf fashioned by Aaron
• The Ark of the Covenant
• Tables of the Ten Commandments
• The Tabernacle’s Table of the Showbread
• Goliath’s Sword,
• Jesus’ Tomb and the Stone Seal of the Tomb,
• A sampling of Christ’s Dried Blood, proving the doctrine of the Virgin Birth by means of a “chromosome count,” etc.

He never produced such artifacts or provided evidence to archaeologists or biologists. If you visit Israel and go to the Garden Tomb Association they may provide you with this statement:

Figure 1: Source: Wikimedia Common, Public Domain, https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Jerusalem_Garden_Tomb_Official_Disclaimer_of_Ron_Wyatt%27s_Absurd_Claims_%2843251231202%29.jpg

יהוה (YHWH - Yahweh – the name of God) is Encoded Into Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA)

This nonsense promulgates all over the place. A few examples:

• https://erevshabbat.org/en/yhwh-is-genetically-coded-into-us/
• https://www.facebook.com/ChristafariBand/posts/did-you-know-that-the-dna-molecule-has-the-name-yahweh-written-on-it-the-dna-mol/862817655215243/
• https://www.christianlearning.com/yahweh-is-embedded-in-our-dna/

The short version of the claim is that the spirals of the helix are joined by Sulfur bridges in a pattern consisting of a bridge every 10 segments, 5 segments, 6 segments, 5 segments and then repeating, and that the alpha-numeric designations (gematria – Hebrew numerology) for the Hebrew of יהוה is 10-5-6-5, so wallah – יהוה is encoded into human DNA which must mean God put his signature on his master artwork – humans.

Every component of this claim related to DNA is absurdly false.

A refresher on the structure of DNA is available from Nature (Pray 2008), but some basics are as follows:

• DNA bases are one of four nucleic acids: adenine [A], guanine [G]), cytosine [C], thymine [T]
• Each base corresponds with a bonding pair C-G, or A-T (or G-C, T-A)
• Every pair of nucleic acids in the helix forms a bond
• Nucleic acids form Hydrogen bonds – a dipole-dipole electromagnetic bond that does not involve Sulfur²⁹

Here we have it in Figure 2, from the Nature article linked above.

Figure 2: Two hydrogen bonds connect T to A; three hydrogen bonds connect G to C. The sugar-phosphate backbones (grey) run anti-parallel to each other, so that the 3’ and 5’ ends of the two strands are aligned. © 2013 Nature Education - Permission is granted for reproduction for non-commercial, personal use
Source: https://www.nature.com/scitable/topicpage/discovery-of-dna-structure-and-function-watson-397/

There are no sulfur bridges or gaps between such bridges between base pairs in a DNA molecule. This is fictitious. Someone just made this up.

Where did this originate?

From a scientist named Dr. Yeshayahu Rubenstein who, in a video in 2014, claimed to have viewed DNA through a microscope in 1986, observed these bridges, and published a paper about it in the journal, Nature³⁰. No such paper exists in Nature and the first direct image of DNA was obtained with a transmission electron microscope in 2012 (Gentile et al. 2012).

It looked like this:

Figure 3: TEM image with intensity profile and corresponding FFT pitch calculation of λDNA fibers
Source: (Gentile et al. 2012) via: https://www.sciencemadness.org/scipics/refs/dnaview.pdf

A discussion of this nonsense is available on Israel365 News (Berkowitz 2023)

The Garden of Eden is Actually in Florida

There is no argument to make that the author of the creation account starting in Genesis 2:4b was describing a place imagined to be anywhere other than Mesopotamia.

For background see:

• https://www.exploresouthernhistory.com/apalachicolabluffs2.html
• https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/florida-garden-eden-claim-tree-b2564133.html

or consult your favorite search engine.

The author of this nonsense (Elvy Callaway) made the connection because of a the tree in Florida called the Torreya Tree and because he found an area where a river split into four headwaters.

The King James English translation for Genesis 6:14 is

Make thee an ark of gopher wood

The reason Callaway thought the Torreya must be the Biblical “gopher wood” is because (1) the species is very old – nearly extinct today, and (2) Torreya is commonly known as gopher wood in English, by modern Americans.

But “gopher wood” was just a quasi random guess by the King James translators. Modern translations usually state “cypress” (NRSVU for example), but the Hebrew here is not really understood. No one actually knows what the word means anymore or what type of wood the word actually refers to but most scholars think it was likely cedar or cypress because those were available, but the meaning of the Hebrew word here is not certain (Society of Biblical Literature 2023).

Callaway just baldly ignores that the Bible text specifically states two of the four rivers are the Tigris and Euphrates, bounding ancient Mesopotamia – which makes so much sense given that this is a story written by people in geographic proximity to Mesopotamia and demonstrably intertwined with Mesopotamian culture (people in ancient Israel and Judah worshiped and recognized the Mesopotamian gods (Baal, Asherah, Anat, Mot etc.) alongside Yahweh before he became the exclusive patron deity.

Callaway also rather naively makes a connection because of a modern English word. No modern English can have any bearing on the mind of an author writing around the 1st millenium BCE. English as a language didn’t exist at all at the time the 1st (earliest by date of writing) creation account in Genesis was penned.

Donald Trump is actually Jesus?

Without further comment:

President Donald J. Trump, The Son of Man - The Christ, by Helgard Müller

And also

ChristTrump, by Christopher John MOLLUSO

No Wait, Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ, and so is everyone else

The Fourth Beast: Is Donald Trump The Antichrist?, by Lawrence R Moelhauser

Here is another one (possibly intended as satire; I haven’t read it so can’t comment)

Trump Antichrist, by Lucius HaSatan Esq.

But the Antichrist is also probably:

• Elon Musk
• Barack Obama (Pyszczynski et al. 2010)
• Many many others
• One 12th century abbot – Joachim of Fiore (c. 1135-1202) – was famous among the local clergy as a “prophet of the Antichrist” and wrote extensively about many Antichrists he believed were coming soon (Lerner 1985)

The Founding Fathers Cited Deuteronomy More Than Any Other Work

In recent times, this assertion is most popularly presented by by Charlie Kirk (of Turning Point USA fame) and Dennis Prager (of PragerU fame).

One of Prager’s statements is as follows (see source here)

The founders of the country cited Deuternonomy more than any other religious or secular work in their writings and in their speeches. That’s how much this book influenced the creation of the freest country ever made.

An example from Charlie Kirk is similar (many versions of this quote are evident on the YouTube – search at your leisure)

The book of Deuteronomy is an unbelievably political book; where the founding fathers quoted Deuteronomy more than any other author, secular or religious, more than John Locke, more than Montesquieu, more than Rousseau, more than Machiavelli, more than Aristotle…they quoted Deuteronomy

No they didn’t.

Various flavors of this claim have been espoused by Glenn Beck, Michelle Bachmann, innumerable webpages and blog posts, and even from seemingly more serious Christian commentators like Dr. Daniel Dreisbach, professor of Justice, Law & Criminology at American University who points us to the data source writing on the C.S. Lewis Institute blog (Dreisbach 2017)

In a now-famous study published in the American Political Science Review, which is the flagship publication for political scientists, a political scientist by the name of Donald Lutz surveyed the political literature of the American founding. He was looking to see who it was that Americans were citing in this political literature. He reports that the Bible was cited more frequently than any European writer or even any European school of thought, such as Enlightenment liberalism. The Bible, Lutz reported, accounted for approximately one-third of the citations in the literature he surveyed. The book of Deuteronomy alone was the most frequently cited work, followed by Montesquieu’s The Spirit of the Laws. In fact, Deuteronomy was referenced nearly twice as often as John Locke’s writings, and the apostle Paul was mentioned about as frequently as Montesquieu and Blackstone, who would have been the two most-cited secular theorists.

We can already see a problem with the statements from Prager and Kirk – they both represent the data as from “the founders” or the “founding fathers” rather than as all the political literature written during the founding era – a subtle but meaningful distortion. Dr. Driesbach has degrees in history and law and his statement is a little better, but he isn’t treating Lutz’s work with professional care. He goes out of his way to claim the authority of “the flagship publication for political scientists”, but he is grossly misrepresenting Lutz’s work.

There are two fundamental problems with Dreisbach’s statement, and all of these statements, that misrepresent Lutz’s research. Fortunately, we can read the paper ourselves – The full text is available on JSTOR. As Dreisbach (2017) states, Lutz (1984) surveys political writings from the period from 1760 to 1805 – what he defines as the “founding era”.

Lutz (1984) does indeed state “If we ask what book was most frequently cited by Americans during the founding era, the answer somewhat surprisingly is: the Book of Deuteronomy. From Table 1 we can see that the biblical tradition is most prominent among the citations.” I copied an image of Lutz’s Table 1 below (Figure 4).

Figure 4: Table 1 from (Lutz 1984)

The first fundamental problem with Dreisbach’s statement (as well as the other two statements) above should be evident upon examining this table for a few minutes – namely that the presentation of the data from each of the commentators specifically frames the comparison as between (1) The Bible and (2) any other individual source. This characterization is problematic because each of the commentators are trying to make the argument that the Bible wields the most influence on the thinking of the founding era, is the most important source of the founding era. But if that is the argument, then the correct comparison to make would between (1) The Bible and (2) Not The Bible. Dreisbach states it plainly – the Bible accounts for ~1/3 of the citations which means 2/3 are “Not the Bible” – 2/3 are secular philosophical or political discussions.

This first fundamental problem is just a misleading presentation of the data in Lutz’s Table 1. The second fundamental problem is much worse - these statements blatantly disregard the data that Table 1 actually represents and which Lutz clearly and specifically discusses. Let’s revisit Lutz’s statement about Deuteronomy – but this time we will also read the very next sentence (Lutz 1984):

If we ask what book was most frequently cited by Americans during the founding era, the answer somewhat surprisingly is: the Book of Deuteronomy. From Table 1 we can see that the biblical tradition is most prominent among the citations. Anyone familiar with the literature will know that most of these citations come from sermons reprinted as pamphlets; hundreds of sermons were reprinted during the era, amounting to at least 10% of all pamphlets published. These reprinted sermons accounted for almost three-fourths of the biblical citations, making this nonsermon source of biblical citations roughly as important as the Classical or Common Law categories.[emphasis mine].

Lutz’s source for citations included “all books, pamphlets, newspaper articles, and monographs printed for public consumption” (Lutz 1984). Among the “pamphlets” were the reprinted sermons – these sermons may have included political content but they were all fundamentally the writings of the clergy, from the perspective of religion. Sandoz (1998) compiles political sermons from 1730 - 1788 and is accessible if you want to peruse them. I read through a small sampling and generally observe them to be political in a broad sense, but are rather general exhortations to be righteous and moral and just and that Governance should enable these principles. When we remove the Bible citations that come from the sermons – The Bible is not “cited more frequently than any European writer or even any European school of thought, such as Enlightenment liberalism” as Dreisbach (2017) asserts.

But wait there’s more!

Lutz goes on to examine the data most specifically relevant to the U.S. Constitution and arguments regarding its ratification. The data from 1787 and 1788 (Lutz 1984)

illustrate the pattern of citations surrounding the debate on the U.S. Constitution. The items from which the citations [in his data] are drawn come close to exhausting the literature written by both sides. The Bible’s prominence disappears, which is not surprising since the debate centered upon specific institutions about which the Bible had little to say.

I extracted the data from Lutz’s Table 4 and converted the percentages back to raw counts so we can visualize the magnitudes and sample sizes³¹. What do we see?

Table 1: Number of citations by categorical source between Federalists and Antifederalist in 1787 and 1788. Reproduced from data in Table 4 from (Lutz 1984)

Source	Federalist	Antifederalist
Bible	0	33
Enlightenment	56	138
Whig	37	105
Common Law	13	44
Classical	54	33
Peers	2	7
Others	2	4

We see that the Federalists – those arguing in favor for the proposed Constitution and resulting Federal Government – did not cite the Bible at all in 1787 and 1788 – when the Constitution was written and ratified. The Federalists included George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton among those with household name recognition. Antifederalists – those arguing against the creation of a federal government included Patrick Henry and Samuel Adams among their most notable members – reference the Bible in only 9% of their citations.

Let’s look at that data another way – again remembering that if we are arguing that the Bible was the most prominent source of thinking that influenced the development of the Constitution, the correct comparison by which to assess that assertion is the citation count for The Bible versus not the Bible. I think this is the correct comparison because the Bible is a fundamentally different kind of literary source than the other categories, which are all fundamentally similar (secular writings on the philosophy of the rights of humans and the nature of government)³². Here we have the counts in those two categories:

Figure 5: The Bible vs Not the Bible – data from (Lutz 1984)

Dreisbach (2017) references Lutz’s paper directly – but if he actually read it – he is treating it in a way incommensurate with his education and position. Kirk and Prager are content creators who are agitating for their preferred worldview – they do not reference Lutz directly but the similarities in the statements suggest the same or similar data source which gives me the great opportunity to state

But wait there’s even more!

It’s possible that many of the people circulating this claim never read Lutz’s actual paper. Pidcock (2024) provides a thorough discussion of this claim and through that discussion we learn of the work of David Barton. Barton self published (through his his own organization – Wallbuilders) a book entitled The Myth of Separation: A revealing look at what the Founders and early Courts really said. I bought a used copy on Amazon. Barton introduces Lutz’s work by quoting John Eidsmoe’s book Christianity and the Constitution which states (via (Barton 1992)):

Two professors, Donald S. Lutz and Charles S. Hyneman³³ have reviewed 15,000 items and closely read 2,200 books, pamphlets, newspaper articles, and monographs with explicitly political content printed between 1760 and 1805….From these items Lutz and Hyneman identified [the philosophers quoted most freqeuently by our Founders]³⁴…Baron Charles Montesquieu…followed closely by Sir William Blackstone…and John Locke.

A few pages later Barton (1992) continues

Yet, there was a source the Founders cited four times more frequently than either Montesquieu or Blackstone, and twelve times more frequently than Locke. What was that source? The Bible! The Bible accounted for 34% of all the Founder’s quotes.

It may be that modern commentators like Prager and Kirk and Beck are only experiencing Lutz’s work through Barton’s lens.

Barton goes on to state that actually, most of the people cited were influenced by the Bible so really, “94% of their quotes are based either directly or indirectly on the Bible”… (Barton 1992).

That statement is absurd. The absurdity of that and many other statements in his book and other media are why Paul Harvey – Distinguished Professor of History at the University of Colorado, Colorado Springs – stated, after Barton appeared on the John Stewart Show and a flurry of refutations followed, that (Harvey 2011)

I don’t question the necessity of pointing out Barton’s history of outright falsehoods, explaining the fallacies of his presentism (as in using a 1765 sermon or a 1792 congressional vote to show that the original intent of the founders was to oppose bailout and stimulus plans), and introducing to non-experts the abundant evidence calling his historical worldview of the Christian Founders into question. Yet while these kinds of refutations are necessary, they are not sufficient. That’s because Barton’s project is not fundamentally an historical one….The Christian Nation “debate” is not really an intellectual contest between legitimate contending viewpoints….I use the term “debate” in quotes because it is fraudulent…On one side are purveyors of a rich and complex view of the past, including most historians who have written and debated fiercely about the founding era. The “other side” is a group of ideological entrepreneurs who have created an alternate intellectual universe based on a historical fundamentalism.[I changed the order of parts of this block quote between the ellipses]

No scholar of history would suggest that religion and Christianity were not heavily influential during America’s founding period – but similarly no serious scholar would suggest that the Declaration or the Constitution are directly derived from the Bible, or that the Founder’s wanted an overtly Christian nation. Such a claim is counter indicated by the plain text of the founding documents – particularly the Constitution and its amendments.

Beyond the specific claims in this section regarding citations, there exists in the United States a ubiquitous, near inescapable fog of misleading rhetoric regarding the religious perspectives of the founders that has been carefully constructed over decades, possibly over centuries, by people who wish that the United States was an overtly Christian Nation, and work to turn it into one (Christian Nationalists – such as Barton).

On page 130 of my copy of Barton’s book, in a section titled “What did the Father’s Say to Teach?”, he argues that the Founding Father’s wanted education to be overtly Christian and focused on the Bible, and he (Barton 1992) states “Notice why Jefferson felt the Bible as being essential in any successful plan of education” and he quotes Jefferson as as saying:

I have always said, and will always say, that the studious perusal of the sacred volume will make us better citizens”

Did Jefferson really think the Bible an essential component of education? He doesn’t actually say so in this quote, but let us investigate.

The statement above isn’t actually primary quote from Jefferson. The statement is attributed to Jefferson in a letter written by Daniel Webster in 1852 which describes a conversation he is reporting to have had with Jefferson 27 years earlier (see a short discussion at Monticello). I think it’s plausible Jefferson said something like this. But is that all that Jefferson had to say about teaching the Bible, or education in general or Christianity in general?

We need not speculate. Jefferson wrote exhaustively and kept meticulous records so much of his writing survives. I’m going to include extended quotations because I want the full context to be evident in this document. They may be long, but for me, they were joyous and inspiring to read.

Thomas Jefferson in Notes on the State of Virginia, 1784, discussing a bill establishing a public education system, specifically enumerates “what to teach” (Jefferson 1784).

This bill proposes to lay off every county into small districts of five or six miles square, called hundreds, and in each of them to establish a school for teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic. The tutor to be supported by the hundred, and every person in it entitled to send their children three years gratis, and as much longer as they please, paying for it. These schools to be under a visitor, who is annually to chuse the boy, of best genius in the school, of those whose parents are too poor to give them further education, and to send him forward to one of the grammar schools, of which twenty are proposed to be erected in different parts of the country, for teaching Greek, Latin, geography, and the higher branches of numerical arithmetic. Of the boys thus sent in any one year, trial is to be made at the grammar schools one or two years, and the best genius of the whole selected, and continued six years, and the residue dismissed. By this means twenty of the best geniusses will be raked from the rubbish annually, and be instructed, at the public expence, so far as the grammar schools go. At the end of six years instruction, one half are to be discontinued (from among whom the grammar schools will probably be supplied with future masters); and the other half, who are to be chosen for the superiority of their parts and disposition, are to be sent and continued three years in the study of such sciences as they shall chuse, at William and Mary college, the plan of which is proposed to be enlarged, as will be hereafter explained, and extended to all the useful sciences. The ultimate result of the whole scheme of education would be the teaching all children of the state reading, writing, and common arithmetic: turning out ten annually of superior genius, well taught in Greek, Latin, geography, and the higher branches of arithmetic: turning out ten others annually, of still superior parts, who, to those branches of learning, shall have added such of the sciences as their genius shall have led them to: the furnishing to the wealthier part of the people convenient schools, at which their children may be educated, at their own expence.–The general objects of this law are to provide an education adapted to the years, to the capacity, and the condition of every one, and directed to their freedom and happiness. Specific details were not proper for the law. These must be the business of the visitors entrusted with its execution. The first stage of this education being the schools of the hundreds, wherein the great mass of the people will receive their instruction, the principal foundations of future order will be laid here. Instead therefore of putting the Bible and Testament into the hands of the children, at an age when their judgments are not sufficiently matured for religious enquiries, their memories may here be stored with the most useful facts from Grecian, Roman, European and American history. [Emphasis added]

Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to John Davis (no relation) (Jefferson 1824)

I thank you, Sir, for the copy you were so kind as to send me of the revd mr Bancroft’s Unitarian sermons. I have read them with great satisfaction, and always rejoice in efforts to restore us to primitive Christianity, in all the simplicity in which it came from the lips of Jesus. had it never been sophisticated by the subtleties of Commentators, nor paraphrased into meanings totally foreign to it’s character, it would at this day have been the religion of the whole civilized world. but the metaphysical abstractions of Athanasius, and the maniac ravings of Calvin, tinctured plentifully with the foggy dreams of Plato, have so loaded it [Christiantiy] with absurdities and incomprehensibilities, as to drive into infidelity men who had not time, patience, or opportunity to strip it of it’s meretricious trappings, and to see it in all it’s native simplicity and purity. I trust however that the same free exercise of private judgment which gave us our political reformation will extend it’s effects to that of religion, which the present volume is well calculated to encourage and promote.

Not wishing to give offence to those who differ from me in opinion, nor to be implicated in a theological controversy, I have to pray that this letter may not get into print, and to assure you of my great respect and good will. [Emphasis Added]

Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to John Adams, 1823 (Jefferson 1823)

the truth is that the greatest enemies to the doctrines of Jesus are those calling themselves the expositors of them, who have perverted them for the structure of a system of fancy absolutely incomprehensible, and without any foundation in his genuine words. and the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. but we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away all this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this the most venerated reformer of human errors.

Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to Alexander Smyth, 1825 (Jefferson 1825)

I have duly recieved 4 proof sheets of your explanation of the Apocalypse, with your letters of Dec. 29. and Jan. 8. in the last of which you request that, so soon as I shall be of opinion that the explanation you have given is correct, I would express it in a letter to you. from this you must be so good as to excuse me, because I make it an invariable rule to decline ever giving opinions on new publications in any case whatever, no man on earth has less taste or talent for criticism than myself, and least and last of all should I undertake to criticise works on the Apocalypse. it is between 50. and 60. years since I read it [The Book of Revelation], & I then considered it as merely the ravings of a Maniac, no more worthy, nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams. I was therefore well pleased to see, in your first proof-sheet, that it was said to be not the production of 5th John, but of Corinthus, a century after the death of that Apostle. Yet the change of the Author’s name does not lessen the extravagances of the composition. and come they from whomsoever they may, I cannot so far respect them as to consider them as an allegorical narrative of events, past or subsequent. there is not coherence enough in them to countenance any suite of rational ideas. you will judge therefore from this how impossible I think it that either your exploration, or that of any man in the heavens above, or on the earth beneath, can be a correct one. what has no meaning admits no explanation. and pardon me if I say, with the candor of friendship, that I think your time too valuable, and your understanding of too high an order, to be wasted on these paralogisms. you will percieve, I hope, also that I do not consider them as revelations of the supreme being, whom I would not so far blaspheme as to impute to him a pretension of revelation, couched at the same time in terms which, he would know, were never to be understood by those to whom they were addressed. in the candor of these observations, I hope you will see proofs of the confidence, esteem and respect which I truly entertain for you.

Thomas Jefferson in a letter to Peter Carr, 1787 (Jefferson 1787)

Dear Peter I have received your two letters of Decemb. 30. and April 18. and am very happy to find by them, as well as by letters from Mr. Wythe, that you have been so fortunate as to attract his notice and good will…[apparently Jefferson is compiling a list of books to send to Peter and possible subjects]… To this sketch I will add a few particular observations…[Jefferson offers opinions on the value of studying (1) Italian, (2) Spanish, (3) moral philosophy and…]

4. Religion. Your reason is now mature enough to receive this object. In the first place divest yourself of all bias in favour of novelty and singularity of opinion. Indulge them in any other subject rather than that of religion. It is too important, and the consequences of error may be too serious. On the other hand shake off all the fears and servile prejudices under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear. You will naturally examine first the religion of your own country. Read the bible then, as you would read Livy or Tacitus. The facts which are within the ordinary course of nature you will believe on the authority of the writer, as you do those of the same kind in Livy and Tacitus. The testimony of the writer weighs in their favor in one scale, and their not being against the laws of nature does not weigh against them. But those facts in the bible which contradict the laws of nature, must be examined with more care, and under a variety of faces. Here you must recur to the pretensions of the writer to inspiration from god. Examine upon what evidence his pretensions are founded, and whether that evidence is so strong as that it’s falshood would be more improbable than a change of the laws of nature in the case he relates For example in the book of Joshua we are told the sun stood still several hours. Were we to read that fact in Livy or Tacitus we should class it with their showers of blood, speaking of statues, beasts &c., but it is said that the writer of that book was inspired. Examine therefore candidly what evidence there is of his having been inspired. The pretension1 is entitled to your enquiry, because millions believe it. On the other hand you are Astronomer enough to know how contrary it is to the law of nature that a body revolving on it’s axis, as the earth does, should have stopped, should not by that sudden stoppage have prostrated animals, trees, buildings, and should after a certain time have resumed it’s revolution, and that without a second general prostration. Is this arrest of the earth’s motion, or the evidence which affirms it, most within the law of probabilities? You will next read the new testament. It is the history of a personage called Jesus. Keep in your eye the opposite pretensions. 1. Of those who say he was begotten by god, born of a virgin, suspended and reversed the laws of nature at will, and ascended bodily into heaven: and 2. of those who say he was a man, of illegitimate birth, of a benevolent heart, enthusiastic mind, who set out without pretensions to divinity, ended in believing them, and was punished capitally for sedition …. These questions are examined in the books I have mentioned under the head of religion, and several others. They will assist you in your enquiries, but keep your reason firmly on the watch in reading them all. Do not be frightened from this enquiry by any fear of it’s consequences. If it ends in a belief that there is no god, you will find incitements to virtue in the comfort and pleasantness you feel in it’s exercise, and the love of others which it will procure you. If you find reason to believe2 there is a god, a consciousness that you are acting under his eye, and that he approves you, will be a vast additional incitement. If that there be a future state, the hope of a happy existence in that increases the appetite to deserve it; if that Jesus was also a god, you will be comforted by a belief of his aid and love. In fine, I repeat that you must lay aside all prejudice on both sides, and neither believe nor reject any thing because any other person, or description of persons have rejected or believed it. Your own reason is the only oracle given you by heaven, and you are answerable not for the rightness but uprightness of the decision.—I forgot to observe when speaking of the New testament that you should read all the histories of Christ, as well of those whom a council of ecclesiastics have decided for us to be Pseudo-evangelists, as those they named Evangelists, because these Pseudo-evangelists pretended to inspiration as much as the others, and you are to judge their pretensions by your own reason, and not by the reason of those ecclesiastics. Most of these are lost. There are some however still extant, collected by Fabricius which I will endeavor to get and send you.

Benjamin Franklin in a letter to Ezra Stiles (January 28, 1790) (Franklin and Smyth 1905)

You desire to know something of my Religion. It is the first time I have been questioned upon it. But I cannot take your Curiosity amiss, and shall endeavour in a few Words to gratify it. Here is my Creed. I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe. That he governs it by his Providence. That he ought to be worshipped. That the most acceptable Service we render to him is doing good to his other Children. That the soul of Man is immortal, and will be treated with Justice in another Life respecting its Conduct in this. These I take to be the fundamental Principles of all sound Religion, and I regard them as you do in whatever Sect I meet with them.

As to Jesus of Nazareth, my Opinion of whom you particularly desire, I think the System of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see ; but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some Doubts as to his Divinity; tho’ it is a question I do not dogmatize upon, having never studied it, and think it needless to busy myself with it now, when I expect soon an Opportunity of knowing the Truth with less Trouble. I see no harm, however, in its being believed, if that Belief has the good Consequence, as probably it has, of making his Doctrines more respected and better observed ; especially as I do not perceive, that the Supreme takes it amiss, by distinguishing the Unbelievers in his Government of the World with any peculiar Marks of his Displeasure…..

I confide, that you will not expose me to Criticism and censure by publishing any part of this Communication to you. I have ever let others enjoy their religious Sentiments, without reflecting on them for those that appeared to me unsupportable and even absurd. All Sects here, and we have a great Variety, have experienced my good will in assisting them with Subscriptions for building their new Places of Worship; and, as I have never opposed any of their Doctrines, I hope to go out of the World in Peace with them all

Thomas Paine in the Age of Reason (Paine 1796)

Jesus Christ wrote no account of himself, of his birth, parentage, or anything else. Not a line of what is called the New Testament is of his writing. The history of him is altogether the work of other people; and as to the account given of his resurrection and ascension, it was the necessary counterpart to the story of his birth. His historians, having brought him into the world in a supernatural manner, were obliged to take him out again in the same manner, or the first part of the story must have fallen to the ground.

The wretched contrivance with which this latter part is told, exceeds everything that went before it. The first part, that of the miraculous conception, was not a thing that admitted of publicity; and therefore the tellers of this part of the story had this advantage, that though they might not be credited, they could not be detected. They could not be expected to prove it, because it was not one of those things that admitted of proof, and it was impossible that the person of whom it was told could prove it himself.

But the resurrection of a dead person from the grave, and his ascension through the air, is a thing very different, as to the evidence it admits of, to the invisible conception of a child in the womb. The resurrection and ascension, supposing them to have taken place, admitted of public and ocular demonstration, like that of the ascension of a balloon, or the sun at noon day, to all Jerusalem at least. A thing which everybody is required to believe, requires that the proof and evidence of it should be equal to all, and universal; and as the public visibility of this last related act was the only evidence that could give sanction to the former part, the whole of it falls to the ground, because that evidence never was given. Instead of this, a small number of persons, not more than eight or nine, are introduced as proxies for the whole world, to say they saw it, and all the rest of the world are called upon to believe it. But it appears that Thomas did not believe the resurrection; and, as they say, would not believe without having ocular and manual demonstration himself. So neither will I; and the reason is equally as good for me, and for every other person, as for Thomas.

It is in vain to attempt to palliate or disguise this matter. The story, so far as relates to the supernatural part, has every mark of fraud and imposition stamped upon the face of it. Who were the authors of it is as impossible for us now to know, as it is for us to be assured that the books in which the account is related were written by the persons whose names they bear. The best surviving evidence we now have respecting this affair is the Jews. They are regularly descended from the people who lived in the time this resurrection and ascension is said to have happened, and they say ‘it is not true.’ It has long appeared to me a strange inconsistency to cite the Jews as a proof of the truth of the story. It is just the same as if a man were to say, I will prove the truth of what I have told you, by producing the people who say it is false….
It is upon this plain narrative of facts, together with another case I am going to mention, that the Christian mythologists, calling themselves the Christian Church, have erected their fable, which for absurdity and extravagance is not exceeded by anything that is to be found in the mythology of the ancients.

Further such writings and accounts exist but I shall not here make it my mission to reproduce them all (for a summary discussion see (B. Allen 2005)).

I will finish this section with a few further basic observations:

• I have personally heard numerous times in my life the argument that we can know America is a Christian Nation because our National Motto is “In God We Trust” and we need but look at any legal US tender to find it.

  • I always wonder if the people making this argument are just entirely unaware that this motto wasn’t formally adopted until 1956, and that US currency didn’t start including that phrase until 1864, and that the inclusion of that phrase on all US currency wasn’t finalized until the last Buffalo nickels were minted in 1938….or if they are intentionally misrepresenting history – the founders, when seeking a national motto, came up with E Pluribis Unum (out of many, one) and a treaty signed by John Adams in 1797 included the statement “As the Government of the United States… is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion”³⁵

• I have heard the same argument regarding the Pledge of Allegiance and similarly wonder if the people making that argument are just unaware that the words “under God” were added to the pledge in 1956, which wasn’t formally adopted until 1942, and which didn’t exist until 1892, when it was written (based on a previous work) by a Christian Socialist (yes that kind of socialist) Baptist named Francis Bellamy

• When Ronald Reagan called for a Constitutional Amendment to explicitly permit voluntary vocal prayer in schools in a 1984 radio address, he alluded to the Constitutional Convention of 1787, saying (Sirico 2013):
  “When the Constitution was being debated at the Constitutional Convention, Benjamin Franklin rose to say:”The longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see that God governs in the affairs of men. Without His concurring aid, we shall succeed in this political building no better than the builders of Babel.’ He asked: “Have we now forgotten this powerful Friend? Or do we imagine we no longer need His assistance?” Franklin then asked the Convention to begin its daily deliberations by asking for the assistance of Almighty God.’“
  In a follow up interview when asked about how the convention responded to this proposal Reagan replied ”And the funny thing is, it was Benjamin Franklin that uttered the statement in the Constitutional Convention that finally got them to open the meetings with prayer”. In 2009 U.S. Congressman Louie Gohmer, on the House floor, told the same story stating that ”motion was adopted unanimously. And from that day to this day, we do not begin Congress in this body without a prayer to begin”. Bryan Hardesty develops a series of home schooling e-books called The American Testimony which tell this same story – asserting that “With each session beginning in prayer, a spirit of unity and cooperation emerged” and presumably because of this unity the Convention was able to reach a compromise and develop the Constitution we all know and love (Sirico 2013).

  • The main thrust of the assertions above are fiction. Reagan’s quotation of Franklin is pretty close, but the outcome of the proposal was negative. The Convention had been meeting for a month with no prayers. Franklin made a speech in June motioning “that henceforth prayers imploring the assistance of Heaven, and its blessings on our deliberations, be held in this Assembly every morning before we proceed to business, and that one or more of the Clergy of this City be requested to officiate in that service.”.
  • The motion was seconded by one person but other deputies didn’t take it up. Alexander Hamilton suggested such action might make the public lose confidence in the Convention (Sirico 2013)
  • Hugh williamson (North Carolina) – noted that the omission of a clergy led prayer was obviously because the Convention had no money to pay for one (Sirico 2013) – apparently the notion that one of the members of the Convention would lead the prayer never occurred to their thoughts.
    
  • Randolph of Virginia proposed a prayer be held a later date and then every morning after that (Sirico 2013).
  • Franklin annotated his own copy of the speech with the note that: “The Convention except three or four Persons, thought Prayers unnecessary!” (Sirico 2013)
  • Madison’s notes from the convention confirm the outcome as do the notes of William Few (Georgia) and Robert Yates (New York).
  • The motion was tabled and never formally voted upon by the Convention – which continued meeting without prayer.
  • Fictitious versions of these events began appearing as early as 1815 in a letter from William Steele to his son, which relays an account of the events he heard from John Dayton (Dayton was the New Jersey Deputy) – in this second hand telling, the convention except Hamilton were awed and inspired and “The motion for appointing a chaplain was instantly seconded and carried” (Sirico 2013).
  • Sirico (2013) summarizes the propagation of the mythical verion (his words) in numerous books and other media from “extreme social conservatives” concluding that “None of these efforts bears the mark of academic scholarship. It is difficult to determine whether the authors were intentionally misleading their audiences to further their thesis of Christian American exceptionalism or whether they simply lacked the sophistication to distinguish between reliable and questionable authorities.

The Rapture

The notion of “The Rapture” – that all the real Christians would be teleported off to heaven or some such place just before a period of tribulation when all the prophecies would come true preceeding Jesus’ second coming – did not exist in human thought until it was invented by (mostly) John Nelson Darby in the 1830’s, based on preliminary groundwork that started in the 1820’s. It didn’t become widely popular in the United States until after the Civil War, and was further popularized by the distribution of the Scofield Study Bible which included discussions on the Rapture (Slade 2022).

Why do we suppose it popped up in the 19th century when Christian theologians hadn’t come up with it during the previous ~1,800 years?

The argument that Rapture eschatology emerges naturally from the interpretation of several passages from the Bible (Old and New Testaments) doesn’t seem credible because as Wayne Grudem³⁶ writes in Systemic Theology (quoted via (Slade 2022) )

…If one believes this doctrine to be in Scripture, it is taught [in Scripture] with such little clarity that it was not discovered until the nineteenth century. This does not make it seem likely.

Cosby (1994) similarly states

Although many scholars today readily acknowledge multiple readings of texts, one can hardly imagine any envisioning Paul’s words as describing a secret rapture of Christians into the sky.

Let’s examine the text. Here we have it from greekbible.com

17 ἔπειτα ἡμεῖς οἱ ζῶντες οἱ περιλειπόμενοι ἅμα σὺν αὐτοῖς ἁρπαγησόμεθα ἐν νεφέλαις εἰς ἀπάντησιν τοῦ κυρίου εἰς ἀέρα· καὶ οὕτως πάντοτε σὺν κυρίῳ ἐσόμεθα.[key word in bold, emphasis added]

then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air. So we will be with the Lord forever.[corresponding English translation bolded]

One reason it may not have developed early in Christianity is that the 1st century imagery that Paul is invoking in the Greek of 1 Thessalonians 4:17 would have been more widely recognized in the ancient world. This is the reason most widely accepted by biblical scholars.

The word αὐτοῖς (apantēsis) is used other places in the New Testament and it is always used in the sense of someone going out to meet an incoming party and then returning with them. Paul is almost certainly using the word in this sense because that word was also used in the ancient world to describe the custom of people in a city going out from the city walls to greet an incoming dignitary or high ranking official or triumphant king/ruler/lord, and then entering the city together with the distinguished person (see notes on this passage in the SBL Study Bible (Society of Biblical Literature 2023), (Middleton 2014), [Cosby (1994)]³⁷ or On the invention of the Rapture. Middleton (2014) points out that this kind of procedure (using the the same word) mirrors the accounts of Jesus entry into Jerusalem, the parable of the virgins (Matt 25:6), and Paul’s own reception in Rome (Acts 28:15). Even the “Coming” of Christ is based on the same word used in the Roman Imperial cult³⁸ to describe the “coming” of the Roman Emperor (or any king or official) – παρουσία (parousía - modern Christians sometimes use the transliteration of this Greek word to specifically refer to the Second Coming – but in the ancient world as Paul and the authors of the Gospels would have understood it – One common usage would have referred to the arrival of a Roman official). Similarly when a new Emperor took power in ancient Rome, the word used to announce the “good news” to the people of the empire was εὐαγγέλιον (evangelion – good news or gospel - the same Greek word we translate as “The Gospel according to…”)

Readers of Greek in the ancient world who were familiar with this procedure would have understood this imagery. Darby was well educated and understood Greek but approached the Bible in a very literal way. The Bible is obviously literary (resplendent with parables and poems and symbols oh my) and should be approached literarily.

So what factors eventually contributed to the development of this idea?

Harding (1994) argues that while “Dispensational premillennialism [basically Rapture] was invented in the nineteenth century”, that invention was the culmination of ideas “that were circulating widely in Britain and the United States in the wake of the French Revolution”, namely concern and consternation among believers regarding emerging scientific discoveries, the implications of text-critical study of the Bible, the general rise of secular humanism, and general uncertainty about geopolitical stability³⁹ “And it [Rapture eschatology] took on the task of asserting and protecting the veracity of Bible prophecies in the face of higher criticism with exceptional vigor.”

Why is it popular?

In part because it is perpetually relevant (current events always look like the end times to people who look for the end times – this is demonstrable from the historical record of end times predictions) and also because it is un-falsifiable. (Harding 1994) notes that

…The dispensationalist scheme exempts believers from having to prove what higher critics argued they had to prove if the Bible were “really true,” namely, that unfulfilled Bible prophecies have come true or are com ing true. Indeed, the scheme – in particular, the pretribulational Rapture– which is so soon, but absolutely not now, asserts the incontrovertible veracity of the Bible by assuring believers that Bible prophecies are perpetually about to come true.

Or as Morse (2002) describes the phenomenon

Dispensational Christians read history backward: Future events, which are fixed and known, determine - if only in the sense of enabling Christians to imagine - the shape, the content, and the significance of present events and actions.

The imagined state of being certain of future events, and invariably being able to attach significance to nearly any conceivable present event in the context of the “known future” is probably a dopamine reward process that can be addictive – much in the same way conspiracy theories can be addictive – they positively re-enforce participants by assuring them they are part of a special sub-group of humans who have special knowledge and understanding and any time someone is able to mentally draw a line between any current event and that “special knowledge” of the fictitious future – they are neuro-chemically rewarded. This is the same basic reward pathway one experiences when solving a puzzle.

The scheme also effectively capitalizes on human insecurities and our unfortunate tendency to factionalize in any setting for nearly any reason.

But it’s popularity is of concern. Many of the imaginative innovations Christians produce are harmful only in the philosophical sense of misleading people in some, usually trivial or innocuous way – I still argue that when people are misinformed they are robbed of choices they might make with better information; this is always harmful in some small way. Most of these exaggerations and falsehoods and inventions don’t actively damage people…..But…

The invention of the Rapture and it’s integration into American Evangelical Christianity is catastrophically damaging to individuals and to society.

When apocalyptic preacher William Miller started a mass movement based on dispensational premillennialism in the 1840’s, motivated by his calculated prediction that Jesus would return in 1843, farmers in the movement didn’t plant crops, many of his followers abandoned or sold all their possessions (Morse 2002). Writing this in 2025 suffices to describe the outcome. Many people today suffer from debilitating anxiety because of this nonsense; some people do not take vaccines because they fear it might be the “Mark”, people give up on pursing education, children, dreams because it’s coming soon and they have to be prepared, always wondering if they’re good enough to get saved or if they’ll be left (For specific accounts see this example, or (Post 2023), or (Slade 2022)).

The Branch Dividians in Waco Texas were motivated by dispensational premillennial theology. For anyone reading this who wasn’t watching the news in the 1990’s, the Branch Dividians were a Christian cult built around the figure of David Koresh (a fake name) who eventually claimed to be the 2nd incarnation of Jesus and that the end was near – they lived together in a compound in Waco Texas and ultimately almost all were killed in a fire after a long stand-off with federal agents who attempted to conduct a raid on the evidence that the group possessed a large cache of illegal weapons – this kind apocalyptic thinking enables abuses, manipulation, and real, catastrophic harm. The University of Oregon (2015) provides an insightful discussion and a helpful bibliography.

But of greater danger is how invidious this scheme becomes when its adherents occupy or influence political offices.

It is dangerous because such philosophy tends toward authoritarian Governments in any flavor you like along the spectrum between “fascism and Marxist-Leninism” (Morse 2002). I think Rapture theology tends to authoritarian Government because “Believers in the reality of Apocalypse, whenever it is predicted to occur, exhibit total devotion to this idea” (Morse 2002) and when people or politicians really believe this 19th Century fiction – trivial Earthly matters like the rule of law and oaths to support and defend the Constitution are subordinate to preparing for יהוה(Yahweh, who is also Jesus) and his triumphant return which is very soon but definitely not quite now.

It is dangerous because this theology is overtly hostile to positive social and economic change. Harding (1994) notes that

…any evidence of growth or development in education, technology, communications and transportation, … material well-being, … ecumenicism

are among the signs of “impending doom”. If we have political operators who view the above as magical signs and portents of the end times, that catastrophically corrupts their ability to make policy and law that “promote[s] the general welfare” (U.S Constitution, Preamble.) and serves the interests of the United States.

It is dangerous because adherents like John MacArthur honestly ⁴⁰ believe that (MacArthur 1992)

This is a disposable world… This is a consumable planet… It was designed to be consumed, it was designed to be disposed of, and it was designed to be used up; and when it’s used up, the Lord Himself will create a new heaven and a new earth. But these people [Anyone who doesn’t believe this mythological nonsense] believe that this is it. And the fear of losing the planet is sublimating the fear of having all the territory you might need, or keeping your traditional borders, or losing them.

And leverage this belief to effect and affect policy – which harms all humans. We don’t need investments in clinical research because it won’t save more souls. We don’t need economic development or environmental protections (Barker and Bearce 2013) for the planet just because

…evolutionists think we’ve got to preserve it. They worry about what you do to it. And I thought to myself, as I was studying this, “If you think we mess up this earth, wait till you see what Jesus does to it.”(MacArthur 1992)

The thesis of this sermon is that efforts to achieve peace among nations and unity across religions and backgrounds are some kind of trap that will trigger the Tribulation, and are to be distrusted. The sermon doesn’t expound but there are two sentences with undertones regarding national borders and resources – suggesting people who support peace among nations and global prosperity seek to undermine current national boundaries or resource levels which seems to be undesirable for MacArthur – That’s a mighty strange thing to worry about from someone arguing that Jesus is going to beam up all the Christians and then get medieval on the rest of the planet when he comes back in destruction mode, so we needn’t bother about keeping water or air clean or educating people etc. The whole planet is disposable, but we need to worry about preserving territory and resources?

This is harmful. This fictitious nonsense constructed in the early 19th Century is devastating in it’s destructive potential. Suppose this philosophy under girds the decision of an American President on whether or not to initiate a nuclear strike? Do we really want someone who believes this planet is disposable, that the unfathomable destruction they have the power to instantly effect may indeed be the catalyst to bring Jesus back for the glorious Millennium? That they they might be the one anointed to do it? Do we really want someone of that mindset, or influenced by that mindset, to be responsible for an action that would condemn hundreds of millions of people to death (Burr 2023) and potentially billions more to horrific suffering. I do not.

Can we please stop?

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Innumerable other examples abound and innumerable new ones spawn continuously. Social media increases the spawning and propagation rate but we can’t blame it on the internet because it’s been happening throughout the entire history of Judeo-Christianity. And critically, it happens in Judeo-Christianity because it happens in all human story telling. This phenomenon is not unique to religion. How many different versions of Arthurian legends are there? How many fictions have been created around the historical events of the Roman Empire – how many people do you personally know who like to embellish or fabricate stories? Most people probably know at least one.

We will examine some examples from Antiquity in the following section.

Examples from Antiquity

Goliath was Over Nine ft Tall

The KJV English translation of the Bible has Goliath’s height as 6 cubits and a span in 1 Samuel 17:4 (about 9’ 6” tall). Modern translations of this verse have him at 4 cubits and a span (about 6’ 6” tall). The KJV reflects the Masoretic texts, but the earliest of those date to the 11th Century CE. Earlier manuscripts of Flavius Josephus referencing the verse indicate 4 cubits⁴¹. A Manuscript fragment found at Qumran (The Dead Sea Scrolls – fragment 4Q51 Samuel^a, copied around 50 BCE) indicates 4 cubits (see Figure 6 below). Septuagint manuscripts (which were based on earlier Hebrew sources than the Masoretic texts) indicate 4 cubits.

Figure 6: Two images of Fragment 2 (B-484181) from plate 1097 of the Dead Sea Scrolls Digital Library. Image on right is in infrared and the red box indicates the text stating ‘4 cubits and a span’.
Left: https://www.deadseascrolls.org.il/explore-the-archive/image/B-484181
Right:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clAINE0WHGU

Somewhere along the way, an enterprising scribe didn’t think ~ 6-7 feet was tall enough and that enterprising edit took the work of archaeology and scholarship over 1,000 years to correct. Unfortunately that correction is mostly ineffectual. KJV only advocates remain in the medieval period and the notion of Goliath as ~10 ft tall is still very common (for example – see this Sunday School lesson).

That David Killed Goliath

Let’s recall the description of Goliath in 1 Samuel 17:

(KJV) 4 And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. 5 And he had an helmet of brass upon his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of brass. 6 And he had greaves of brass upon his legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders. 7 And the staff of his spear was like a weaver’s beam; and his spear’s head weighed six hundred shekels of iron: and one bearing a shield went before him. 8 And he stood and cried unto the armies of Israel, and said unto them, Why are ye come out to set your battle in array? am not I a Philistine, and ye servants to Saul? choose you a man for you, and let him come down to me.[emphasis added – we will come back to that verse.]

and of course David goes on to kill him by hitting him in the forehead with a sling stone, and then for some reason using Goliath’s sword to cut off his head (I don’t remember learning the decapitation part in Sunday School⁴²). Let’s recall from KJV:

So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and smote the Philistine, and slew him; but there was no sword in the hand of David. 51 Therefore David ran, and stood upon the Philistine, and took his sword, and drew it out of the sheath thereof, and slew him, and cut off his head therewith. And when the Philistines saw their champion was dead, they fled.

But I digress. There are two other passages we need to examine in 2 Samuel and 1 Chronicles.

If I had to guess, I would guess the average church goer is unfamiliar with the story in 2 Samuel 21 which happens right after the bit where יהוה (Yahweh) casts a famine over the land because Saul killed the Gibeonites. So king David goes to the Gibeonites and asks how he can make it right for them. They require 7 sons of Saul to be delivered so they can impale⁴³ them before יהוה (Yahweh) at Gibeon on the mountain of יהוה (Yahweh). David hands them over, they impale them, and then יהוה (Yahweh) ends the famine. This bit (up through verse 14) isn’t relevant but I found it instructive.

In the next verse, verse 15, the Philistines go to war with Israel. David is out fighting but becomes exhausted and retires from the battle. More battles are fought,

(KJV) 19 And there was again a battle in Gob with the Philistines, where Elhanan the son of Jaareoregim, a Bethlehemite, slew the brother of Goliath the Gittite, the staff of whose spear was like a weaver’s beam. [emphasis added]

(NRSVU) 19 Then there was another battle with the Philistines at Gob, and Elhanan son of Jaare-oregim the Bethlehemite killed Goliath the Gittite, the shaft of whose spear was like a weaver’s beam.

Why do modern translations have Elhanan killing Goliath the Gittite (this means a native of Gath – as Goliath is described in 1 Samuel)? Omitting the “brother of” phrase as found in KJV? Because it’s not in any Hebrew Manuscript. Here we have the Hebrew from Sepharia.org:

וַתְּהִי־ע֧וֹד הַמִּלְחָמָ֛ה בְּג֖וֹב עִם־פְּלִשְׁתִּ֑ים וַיַּ֡ךְ אֶלְחָנָן֩ בֶּן־יַעְרֵ֨י אֹרְגִ֜ים בֵּ֣ית הַלַּחְמִ֗י אֵ֚ת גׇּלְיָ֣ת הַגִּתִּ֔י וְעֵ֣ץ חֲנִית֔וֹ כִּמְנ֖וֹר אֹרְגִֽים׃ {ס} 

Again there was fighting with the Philistines at Gob; and Elhanan son of Jaare-oregim⁴⁴ the Bethlehemite killed Goliath the Gittite, whose spear had a shaft like a weaver’s bar.

The KJV translators added the phrase “the brother of” to 2 Samuel 21:19 because without it, there is an obvious contradiction. Most editions have it in italics or in smaller font to indicate it was not original. The contradiction is more complicated than the deviation between 1 Samuel and 2 Samuel, but the likely justification for adding the phrase “the brother of” in 2 Samuel is the text in 1 Chronicles because 1 Chronicles tells this same story again.

The Hebrew of 1 Chronicles reads

וַתְּהִי־ע֥וֹד מִלְחָמָ֖ה אֶת־פְּלִשְׁתִּ֑ים וַיַּ֞ךְ אֶלְחָנָ֣ן בֶּן־[יָעִ֗יר] (יעור) אֶת־לַחְמִי֙ אֲחִי֙ גׇּלְיָ֣ת הַגִּתִּ֔י וְעֵ֣ץ חֲנִית֔וֹ כִּמְנ֖וֹר אֹרְגִֽים׃ {ס}

Again there was fighting with the Philistines, and Elhanan son of Jair killed Lahmi, the brother of Goliath the Gittite; his spear had a shaft like a weaver’s beam.

Some interesting observations emerge – we see the father of Elhanan’s name is different – again this likely just a scribal error in 2 Samuel where the word “weaver” was accidentlly copied onto the end of the name and the mistake propagated through the manuscript tradition – but here the “brother” of Goliath has a name, “Lahmi”, and Elhanan is no longer described as a “Bethlehemite”.

This change is almost certainly a corruption of 2 Samuel. Ozolins (2022) provides an examination of the Hebrew and a thorough discussion. Let’s look at it.

Figure 7: Source: https://academic.tyndalehouse.com/explore/articles/who-killed-goliath/

The name “Lahmi” means “my bread” which is not a known naming convention in ancient Hebrew. Additionally “the putative name ‘Lahmi’ contains a sound (the ‘h’, phonetically /ħ/) which is very characteristic of Semitic languages yet is not found in other Ancient Near Eastern languages” (Ozolins 2022) and so does not make sense for a Philistine name. The most likely reason is that either: a scribal error jumbled the Hebrew here, or the editor of Chronicles intentionally skooched a few consonants in the Hebrew to harmonize the accounts – Chronicles is overwhelmingly thought to have been written after 1 and 2 Samuel.

Fully examining this topic would require a book, but a two incontrovertible observations emerge (plus a few bonus facts not previously covered at no additional charge!):

• There are undeniable textual problems between 1 Samuel, 2 Samuel, and 1 Chronicles in these accounts
• KJV translators arbitrarily added “the brother of” to 2 Samuel to harmonize the accounts (maybe the original Hebrew wasn’t sufficiently inspired? did the early 17th century translators receive new inspiration?)
• There are 3 contradictory stories of how David and Saul were introduced within ~70 verses in 1 Samuel (confirming that this section of text contains different traditions that have been compiled.)
• The Masoretic text of the story in 1 Samuel is about 40% longer than in the Septuagint
  • Regardless of which version is older or original – the deviation requires that humans made editorial choices regarding which material to include. I think the most likely situation is that the Septuagint version represents the older tradition since the Septuagint translation long pre-dates the earliest versions of the Masoretic Text we still possess, but others argue the deviations may have resulted from manuscript repair processes. See (Hutton 2023) for a concise discussion.

The argument that convinces most Biblical Scholars is that 2 Samuel is the oldest tradition; 1 Samuel is written later as political rhetoric to bolster the legend of David (creating the elaborate story of him slaying Goliath); 1 Chronicles is written after both of these and the author was faced with 1 Samuel having David kill Goliath when 2 Samuel has Elhanan kill Goliath, so the author of Chronicles found a subtle way to harmonize the accounts.

All The Forgeries and Fiction

Forgery in early and medieval Christianity was common enough for significant examples to survive. In the interest of trying to finish this document, I’m not going provide an analysis of each one, but will rather provide a list of writings in two categories: (1) works that are widely recognized as forgeries among scholars, and (2) works where significant debate among scholars still occurs.

Wikipedia usually provides summary information on the state of scholarship regarding authenticity and authorship. Forgery and Counterforgery - The Use of Deceit in early Christian Polemics (Erhman 2013) is an formal academic treatment of the title subject. I recommend it for anyone interested in seriously studying, but it’s ~500 pages long.

Forgeries and Fiction - Wide Scholarly Consensus

• Titus
• 1 Timothy
• 2 Timothy
• 2 Peter
• Daniel (at least Chapter’s 1, 7, 8-12). These sections were added late, probably in the 2nd Century BCE (Society of Biblical Literature 2023) ⁴⁵
• 3 Corinthians (mid 2nd Century claiming to be written by Paul)
• Epistle to the Alexandrians (text is not extant but it’s existence and status as a forgery are preserved in the Muratorian Fragment)
• Marcionite Epistle to the Laodiceans (same as above)
• Latin Epistle to the Laodiceans
  • Though recognized as a forgery and formally rejected at Second Nicea in 787 CE, it remained in some Bible editions for several more centuries including Latin manuscripts up to the 12th century, medieval German editions (until Luther’s translation in the 1500’s excluded it) and early English translations such as Wycliffe’s in the 1380’s.
• Correspondence of Paul and Seneca (4th Century)
• The Acts of Paul and Thecla
• Prayer of Paul
• Apocalypse of Paul (discovered at Nag Hammadi in 1945)
• Gnostic Apocalypse of Paul
  • This one was popular quite popular in early Christianity. It was transcribed into eight languages that we know of and drew condemnation from early Church fathers (Epiphanius, Tertullian, Irenaeus) – see (Harrison 2004) for a detailed discussion of this work and a summary of other forgeries in Paul’s name or late fabrications about Paul.
• The Gospel of Thomas
  • A sayings gospel of Jesus
• The Infancy Gospel of Thomas
  • This one is interesting – most likely written in the mid-2nd century, it describes Jesus as a young boy making clay birds come to life, being accosted for doing it on the Sabbath by the son of the high priest, murdering son of the high priest by cursing him to wither away, murdering someone who bumped into him by cursing him to die, blinding the people who came to complain about it, then amazing a crowd by philosophically debating Joseph and a teacher, demoralizing the teacher because he’s so smart at age 5, then uncursing everyone so they come back to life or can see again, then resurrecting a boy who fell off a roof, and carrying on healing and working miracles of various flavors as he ages.
• The Infancy Gospel of James
• The Secret Book of James
• The Secret Gospel of Mark
• The Gospel of Mary
• The Gospel of Judas
• The Gospel of Peter
• The Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew
  • There are dragons! This was written in the early 7th Century, and continued to be augmented through the 9th century.
• Letter to King Abgar (from Jesus) – see for example McDonald (2016)
• Timothy to the Church⁴⁶
  • This one is also interesting because we possess the admission of the forger. It was written about 440 CE by a presbyter named Salvian. In the letter, “Timothy” excoriates his audience and encourages them to aggressively donate alms to the Church by divesting themselves of property. Salvian’s Bishop – Salonious – had once been Salvian’s student, and for some reason (we don’t know the details), Salonious came to believe that Salvian wrote it. Erhman (2013) suggests Salonius may have recognized the writing – but however it occurred, Salvian wrote a letter to Salonius defending the attribution of the letter to Timothy – that letter is still extant and is obviously a response to Salonious’ inquiry or accusation. In Salvian’s response he asserts “In every volume, profit is sought more from reading the book than from the name of the author” and finally confirms “The writer must confess that his principal consideration [for attributing authorship to Timothy] was that he himself is humble in his own eyes and lowly in his own estimation…Hence, rightly thinking that others must also evaluate him as he evaluates himself, he rightly inserted a strange name on his books, lest the insignificance of his person detract authority from his salutary statements.” In simple modern language: he appropriated Timothy’s name because no one would pay any heed to something he wrote, which is why internet quotes are falsely attributed to Einstein, Lincoln, Frederick Douglass et al with such frustrating frequency.

All the others…there are literally hundreds of apocalypses and gospels and prayers and letters etc. that are widely recognized as fiction or forgery from early and middle Christianity. Many of these come from Christian traditions that did not survive competition with the Orthodox Church (Gnostics, Marcionites, Manicheans etc.) but many originate within the mainline church as well. In 1673 Thomas Traherne wrote a book containing 24 chapters describing what he believed were forgeries in the Catholic Church’s letters, orders, and other documents.⁴⁷

Disputed Texts

• 1 Peter
• 2 Thessalonians
  • Which also includes a warning about at least one letter “as though from us” (KJV 2 Thessalonians 2:2) in circulation at the time – which, if the author of 2 Thessalonians was not Paul, is deliciously ironic, and which in either case confirms that forged letters of Paul were extant as early as the middle to late first century CE.
• Colossians
• Ephesians
• Luke/Acts (some technical gray area on calling it a “forgery” – the author does not name themselves but claims certain status that suggests a particular author – attributed to Luke by at least the 2nd Century )
• Jude

All the others – the above is not remotely comprehensive but I’m getting arthritic in my fingers and I’m tired of looking up the names.

The Carta Dominica, Epistle of Christ from Heaven, or “Sunday Letter”

This one is wild – I originally just listed it in the previous section but it’s fascinating and deserves some attention. Our first record of it appears in 580 CE, when the Bishop of Cartagena, Licinianus, “strongly rebukes Bishop Vincentius of Ibiza for having believed in [its] authenticity”; Licinianus doesn’t record the contents of the letter because it was apparently was so upsetting that he “tore it to pieces and threw it on the ground” (Zweck 2018) – it is the first known example of a chain letter (the text includes instructions to make copies and distribute them, promises good things to those who copy, and bad things to those who do not follow its instructions).

The writing claims to be written by Jesus in Heaven; it’s purpose was to popularize and enforce Sunday as the Sabbath. Some copies claim to have been originally written in Jesus’ blood (Soth 2023) (because of reasons?). Jesus threatens harsh penalties for anyone not in possession of a copy (Miceli 2016) and for non-compliance with the Sunday Sabbath restrictions on activity. These punishments varied in different versions of the letter but included: “send[ing] venomous wild beasts, so that they devour women’s breasts (who then will be unable to breastfeed babies that do not have their mothers’ milk), and savage wolves to snatch away your children” (Miceli 2016); turning horses ridden on Sunday into flaming beasts that the offender will be forced to ride in hell; or visits from “brucha, terrifying creatures with flaming eyes and skin covered in iron bristles” (Soth 2023).

Neat.

Sunday as Sabbath was not common practice in early Christianity. Constantine formally established Sunday as a day of rest in 321, but the proclamation was not theological. Eusebius is the first known advocate for moving the Sabbath from Saturday to Sunday, around the time of Constantine’s proclamation, but the practice of observing Sunday as the Sabbath, The Lord’s Day, did not really catch on until the early medieval period (E. Allen 2015) – due in part to the production of this fictitious letter written by Jesus in Heaven on medieval period materials and mailed down to Earth – variations of the text have letter falling from the sky onto the grave of Peter in Rome, or in Jerusalem and basically all the other major cities – perhaps it was also the first instance of junk mail.

The letter was broadly condemned by Church and political leaders. A Frankish priest was condemned by Church Synod for preaching the letter (among other things) and during his trial, many called for his copy to be burned but Pope Zacharias instead chose to archive his heretical texts “for his perpetual condemnation” (Zweck 2018). In the late 8th century CE Charlemagne issued general edicts that the letter should be burned whenever found. These attempts at suppression were ineffective⁴⁸. The letter was wildly successful. Variations continued to be produced, edited, augmented and distributed through the 20th Century. You can see a hand written version from the 1970’s in the Museum of Ethnography in Budapest (Soth 2023).

Six extant copies of the letter in Old English indicate four distinct transmission lines (based on differing content); one of these was incorporated into a book of the Gospels – right after Mark (Haines 2010). And throughout the historical examples, the letter continually evolves. In the medieval period the letter began including protective charms. We have an example in the 14th Century manuscript Bodely 850 (Hebing 2017):

Allmygti god this lettyr sent to seynt leon the pope of rome. And he it wrote to kyng charles and seyde. he þat bereth this lettyr upon hym thar not drede hym of his enemy to be ouercom. ne he shall not be dampned ne of no fendis to be ouercom. ne with fir brent ne sodeynly takyn ne withoute shrifte dye. ne with no nede misfare. ne in batayll be ouercom. ne of lord ne lady take wrath withoute grete gilte. ne in fir be brent. of lygtnyng ne in water dreynt. And ley þis lettyr upon a seke man of þe feuyr and he shall sone slake. And a woman that trauayleth a childe ley it on hir wombe and she shall sone be delyuered.

Modernized English reads:

Almighty God sent this letter to Saint Leon, the Pope of Rome. He then wrote it to King Charles and said: Whoever carries this letter on them need not fear being overcome by their enemies. They shall not be condemned, nor be defeated by demons. They will not be burned by fire, nor be taken suddenly, nor die without confession. They shall not suffer misfortune, nor be defeated in battle. Neither lords nor ladies shall grow angry with them without great wrongdoing. They will not be burned by fire, struck by lightning, or drowned in water. Place this letter on a sick person suffering from fever, and they shall soon recover. Lay it on the womb of a woman in labor, and she will deliver her child quickly

Humans love chain messages for reasons that utterly escape my understanding. Can we please stop?

Capture the Relics

In medieval Christianity, the relics of the Saints became beacons for pilgrimages - people proclaimed miracles from touching the bones of martyrs and possessing such relics was an economic, political, and clerical boon. Many accounts of fake relics exist, but it should be the work of a book to account them. I shall instead leave you with this fascinating discussion from historian Diarmaid MacCulloch (2010) regarding how the Benedictine Rule governing monasteries became the dominant protocol.

There had long been other monastic Rules known in the Frankish territories. Why did Benedict’s prevail? One major motivation arose from a dramatic act of theft. In the central Loire valley, at the heart of France, there was a monastery called Fleury. Its much later Romanesque church still stands, a monumental tribute to the prestige of an ancient monastic tradition and the product of a hugely successful pilgrimage based on that theft, which is also commemorated in Fleury’s alternative name, Saint-Benoît-sur-Loire.

Towards the end of the seventh century the monks of Fleury had mounted an expedition far into the south of Italy, to Monte Cassino, and there they clandestinely excavated the body of Benedict himself, plus the corpse of his even more shadowy sister and fellow religious, Scholastica. The consecrated raiding party bore their swag of bones back in triumph to the Loire, and there Benedictine monks still tend them in a crypt in their great church, to the continuing mortification of the Benedictines of Monte Cassino. Benedict had not put up any resistance to his abduction, so it was reasonable to suppose that he approved of it, and thus he gave his formidable blessing to the whole people of Francia….

The enterprise of the monks of Fleury was not limited to burgling Italian cemeteries; as early as the eighth century, Fleury drew on its de facto possession of the bones of Benedict to negotiate the right to appeal directly to the pope against any bishop in the Frankish Church, and during the ninth century the abbey continued to enhance this useful weapon through creative manuscript forgeries. Popes were not slow to reward Fleury’s succession of consecrated crimes with further privileges, and in 997 the abbey pulled off a triumphant coup: it gained papal recognition as the premier monastery in France and custodian of St Benedict. A subsequent pope in 1059 issued a similar privilege for Italy to the indignant monks of Monte Cassino, who now claimed that Benedict had not gone missing at all.

The Holy Fire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Fire

The Holy Lance

11th century, First Crusade

For their salvation and victory, they were indebted to the same fanaticism which had led them to the brink of ruin. In such a cause, and in such an army, visions, prophecies, and miracles, were frequent and familiar. In the distress of Antioch, they were repeated with unusual energy and success: St. Ambrose had assured a pious ecclesiastic, that two years of trial must precede the season of deliverance and grace; the deserters were stopped by the presence and reproaches of Christ himself; the dead had promised to arise and combat with their brethren; the Virgin had obtained the pardon of their sins; and their confidence was revived by a visible sign, the seasonable and splendid discovery of the Holy Lance. The policy of their chiefs has on this occasion been admired, and might surely be excused; but a pious fraud is seldom produced by the cool conspiracy of many persons; and a voluntary impostor might depend on the support of the wise and the credulity of the people. Of the diocese of Marseilles, there was a priest of low cunning and loose manners, and his name was Peter Bartholemy. He presented himself at the door of the council-chamber, to disclose an apparition of St. Andrew, which had been thrice reiterated in his sleep with a dreadful menace, if he presumed to suppress the commands of Heaven. “At Antioch,” said the apostle, “in the church of my brother St. Peter, near the high altar, is concealed the steel head of the lance that pierced the side of our Redeemer. In three days that instrument of eternal, and now of temporal, salvation, will be manifested to his disciples. Search, and ye shall find: bear it aloft in battle; and that mystic weapon shall penetrate the souls of the miscreants.” The pope’s legate, the bishop of Puy, affected to listen with coldness and distrust; but the revelation was eagerly accepted by Count Raymond, whom his faithful subject, in the name of the apostle, had chosen for the guardian of the holy lance. The experiment was resolved; and on the third day after a due preparation of prayer and fasting, the priest of Marseilles introduced twelve trusty spectators, among whom were the count and his chaplain; and the church doors were barred against the impetuous multitude. The ground was opened in the appointed place; but the workmen, who relieved each other, dug to the depth of twelve feet without discovering the object of their search. In the evening, when Count Raymond had withdrawn to his post, and the weary assistants began to murmur, Bartholemy, in his shirt, and without his shoes, boldly descended into the pit; the darkness of the hour and of the place enabled him to secrete and deposit the head of a Saracen lance; and the first sound, the first gleam, of the steel was saluted with a devout rapture. The holy lance was drawn from its recess, wrapped in a veil of silk and gold, and exposed to the veneration of the crusaders; their anxious suspense burst forth in a general shout of joy and hope, and the desponding troops were again inflamed with the enthusiasm of valor. Whatever had been the arts, and whatever might be the sentiments of the chiefs, they skilfully improved this fortunate revolution by every aid that discipline and devotion could afford. The soldiers were dismissed to their quarters with an injunction to fortify their minds and bodies for the approaching conflict, freely to bestow their last pittance on themselves and their horses, and to expect with the dawn of day the signal of victory. On the festival of St. Peter and St. Paul, the gates of Antioch were thrown open: a martial psalm, “Let the Lord arise, and let his enemies be scattered!” was chanted by a procession of priests and monks; the battle array was marshalled in twelve divisions, in honor of the twelve apostles; and the holy lance, in the absence of Raymond, was intrusted to the hands of his chaplain. The influence of his relic or trophy, was felt by the servants, and perhaps by the enemies, of Christ; 99 and its potent energy was heightened by an accident, a stratagem, or a rumor, of a miraculous complexion. Three knights, in white garments and resplendent arms, either issued, or seemed to issue, from the hills: the voice of Adhemar, the pope’s legate, proclaimed them as the martyrs St. George, St. Theodore, and St. Maurice: the tumult of battle allowed no time for doubt or scrutiny; and the welcome apparition dazzled the eyes or the imagination of a fanatic army. 991 In the season of danger and triumph, the revelation of Bartholemy of Marseilles was unanimously asserted; but as soon as the temporary service was accomplished, the personal dignity and liberal arms which the count of Tholouse derived from the custody of the holy lance, provoked the envy, and awakened the reason, of his rivals. A Norman clerk presumed to sift, with a philosophic spirit, the truth of the legend, the circumstances of the discovery, and the character of the prophet; and the pious Bohemond ascribed their deliverance to the merits and intercession of Christ alone. For a while, the Provincials defended their national palladium with clamors and arms and new visions condemned to death and hell the profane sceptics who presumed to scrutinize the truth and merit of the discovery. The prevalence of incredulity compelled the author to submit his life and veracity to the judgment of God. A pile of dry fagots, four feet high and fourteen long, was erected in the midst of the camp; the flames burnt fiercely to the elevation of thirty cubits; and a narrow path of twelve inches was left for the perilous trial. The unfortunate priest of Marseilles traversed the fire with dexterity and speed; but the thighs and belly were scorched by the intense heat; he expired the next day; 992 and the logic of believing minds will pay some regard to his dying protestations of innocence and truth. Some efforts were made by the Provincials to substitute a cross, a ring, or a tabernacle, in the place of the holy lance, which soon vanished in contempt and oblivion. 100 Yet the revelation of Antioch is gravely asserted by succeeding historians: and such is the progress of credulity, that miracles most doubtful on the spot, and at the moment, will be received with implicit faith at a convenient distance of time and space.

The Flood

The flood story in Genesis is almost certainly an appropriation of the of the flood story in the Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh – generally thought to be the oldest extant work of written literature. The flood narrative in the Epic of Gilgamesh exists in a condensed form in the earliest tablets that date to around 2100 BCE. These stories evolved over about 1,000 years, with the most recent versions we know of preserved in tablets that date to between 1300 and 1000 BCE. The flood narrative in Genesis contains material from different sources but all of it was composed between around 1000 BCE and 400 BCE.

Let us see how elements of these stories compare.

Epic of Gilgamesh	Genesis
In those days the world teemed, the people multiplied, the world bellowed like a wild bull, and the great god was aroused by the clamour. Enlil heard the clamour and he said to the gods in council, “The uproar of mankind is intolerable and sleep is no longer possible by reason of the babel.” So the gods agreed to exterminate mankind. Enlil did this, but Ea because of his oath warned me in a dream. He whispered their words to my house of reeds, “Reed-house, reed-house! Wall, O wall, hearken reed-house, wall reflect; O man of Shurrupak, son of Ubara-Tutu;	11 Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight, and the earth was filled with violence. 12 And God saw that the earth was corrupt, for all flesh had corrupted its ways upon the earth. 13 And God said to Noah, “I have determined to make an end of all flesh, for the earth is filled with violence because of them; now I am going to destroy them along with the earth.
…tear down your house and build a boat, abandon possessions and look for life, despise worldly goods and save your soul alive	Make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and out with pitch.
These are the measurements of the barque as you shall build her: let her beam equal her length…each side of the deck measured one hundred and twenty cubits, making a square	This is how you are to make it: the length of the ark three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits.
let her deck be roofed like the vault that covers the abyss;…I built six decks below, seven in all	Make a roof for the ark, and finish it to a cubit above, and put the door of the ark in its side; make it with lower, second, and third decks.
…then take up into the boat the seed of all living creatures.	And of every living thing, of all flesh, you shall bring two of every kind into the ark, to keep them alive with you; they shall be male and female.
In the first light of dawn all my household gathered round me, the children brought pitch and the men whatever was necessary…. On the seventh day the boat was complete….For six days and six nights the winds blew, torrent and tempest and flood overwhelmed the world, tempest and flood raged together like warring hosts.	Then the Lord said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and all your household….For in seven days I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and every living thing that I have made I will blot out from the face of the ground.”
Then the gods of the abyss rose up; Nergal pulled out the dams of the nether waters, Ninurta the war-lord threw down the dykes, and the seven judges of hell, the Annunaki, raised their torches, lighting the land with their livid flame.. A stupor of despair went up to heaven when the god of the storm turned daylight to darkness, when he smashed the land like a cup. One whole day the tempest raged, gathering fury as it went, it poured over the people like the tides of battle… For six days and six nights the winds blew, torrent and tempest and flood overwhelmed the world, tempest and flood raged together like warring hosts….When the seventh day dawned the storm from the south subsided, the sea grew calm, the, flood was stilled; I looked at the face of the world and there was silence, all mankind was turned to clay.	The waters swelled and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the face of the waters. 19 The waters swelled so mightily on the earth that all the high mountains under the whole heaven were covered; 20 the waters swelled above the mountains, covering them fifteen cubits deep. 21 And all flesh died that moved on the earth, birds, domestic animals, wild animals, all swarming creatures that swarm on the earth, and all human beings; 22 everything on dry land in whose nostrils was the breath of life died. 23 He blotted out every living thing that was on the face of the ground, human beings and animals and creeping things and birds of the air; they were blotted out from the earth.
I looked for land in vain, but fourteen leagues distant there appeared a mountain, and there the boat grounded; on the mountain of Nisir the boat held fast, she held fast and did not budge. One day she held, and a second day on the mountain of Nisir she held fast and did not budge. A third day, and a fourth day she held fast on the mountain and did not budge; a fifth day and a sixth day she held fast on the mountain	At the end of one hundred fifty days the waters had abated, 4 and in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat. 5 The waters continued to abate until the tenth month; in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, the tops of the mountains appeared.
When the seventh day dawned I loosed a dove and let her go. She flew away, but finding no restingplace she returned. Then I loosed a swallow, and she flew away but finding no resting-place she returned. I loosed a raven, she saw that the waters had retreated, she ate, she flew around, she cawed, and she did not come back.	At the end of forty days Noah opened the window of the ark that he had made 7 and sent out the raven, and it went to and fro until the waters were dried up from the earth. 8 Then he sent out the dove from him to see if the waters had subsided from the face of the ground, 9 but the dove found no place to set its foot, and it returned to him to the ark, for the waters were still on the face of the whole earth. So he put out his hand and took it and brought it into the ark with him. 10 He waited another seven days, and again he sent out the dove from the ark, 11 and the dove came back to him in the evening, and there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf; so Noah knew that the waters had subsided from the earth. 12 Then he waited another seven days and sent out the dove, and it did not return to him any more.
Then I threw everything open to the four winds, I made a sacrifice and poured out a libation on the mountain top. Seven and again seven cauldrons I set up on their stands, I heaped up wood and cane and cedar and myrtle. When the gods smelled the sweet savour, they gathered like flies over the sacrifice. Then, at last, Ishtar also came, she lifted her necklace with the jewels of heaven that once Anu had made to please her. “O you gods here present, by the lapis lazuli round my neck I shall remember these days as I remember the jewels of my throat; these last days I shall not forget. Let all the gods gather round the sacrifice, except Enlil. He shall not approach this offering, for without reflection he brought the flood; he consigned my people to destruction.”	Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took of every clean animal and of every clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar. 21 And when the Lord smelled the pleasing odor, the Lord said in his heart, “I will never again curse the ground because of humans, for the inclination of the human heart is evil from youth; nor will I ever again destroy every living creature as I have done.

The Exodus

I enjoyed watching The Ten Commandments movie when I was a kid and never really thought much about it other than it being a Bible story. I always interpreted the supernatural elements of the Bible as mythological storytelling in the same way that Thomas Jefferson did⁴⁹. Some Bible stories are likely constructed around real people and events, but there are no data whatsoever to support the historicity of the Exodus and the conquest of Caanan by Israel.

If you go to Jerusalem and visit the Israel Museum exhibit called Pharaoh in Canaan: The Untold Story you would find 16 sub-exhibits on different aspects of the Egyptian presence in Canaan. Each of these exhibits are filled with artifacts and research except one. The exhibit on the Exodus “is an empty room with exactly one exhibit on display: a movie featuring co-curator and Israel Museum Egyptologist Dr. Daphna Ben-Tor, who explains that the hall is empty because there is no archaeological evidence whatsoever to support the biblical tale” (Hasson 2016).

Figure 8: Source: Israel Museum (https://museum.imj.org.il/en/exhibitions/2016/pharaoh-in-canaan/)

The Image and Conceptualization of the God of the Christian and Hebrew Bibles

People’s conceptualization of God and imagery associated with Him has changed as artwork and theology and philosophy evolve.

Here we have an 8th Century BCE inscription from Kuntillet discovered in 1975-1976; the inscription reads in part “I have blessed you to YHWH (Yahweh) of Shomron and by Asherah” (McClellan 2022). Other translations are “Yahweh of Shomron (Samaria) and his Asherah” (Choi 2016). Many scholars argue that the two figures on the left represent YHWH and Asherah – this artifact is from a time when Yahweh and Asherah were consorts and worshiped together in Judah, but debate about the identity of the figures is ongoing – for a summary of arguments see (Choi 2016).

Figure 9: A sketch of Pithos A from Kuntillet ’Ajrud from (McClellan 2022)

The earliest writings (by date of authorship) in the Hebrew Bible are mostly poems, and in these יהוה is described as other Northwest Semitic Storm deities (like Baal).

Consider for instance this section from the Song of Debora in Judges 5

(NRSVU – hebrew for Yahweh added) 4 יהוה, when you went out from Seir, when you marched from the region of Edom, the earth trembled, and the heavens poured; the clouds indeed poured water. 5 The mountains quaked before יהוה, the One of Sinai, before יהוה, the God of Israel.

…and compare with these selections about Baal from the Baal Cycle as translated in (M. S. Smith and Pitard 1994):

Baal sends forth his mighty voice. The earth trembles and his enemies flee to the mountains. With a cedar spear in his hand, he sits enthroned as ruler of heaven and earth.

So now may Baal make his rain abundant, May he make the water greatly abundant in a downpour, And may he give his voice in the clouds, May he flash to the earth lightning.

Now consider Psalm 104

(NRSVU – hebrew for Yahweh added) 1 Bless יהוה, O my soul. O יהוה my God, you are very great…. you make the clouds your chariot; you ride on the wings of the wind; 4 you make the winds your messengers, fire and flame your ministers.

How does Psalm 104 compare with writings about Baal? Regarding the bold text – יהוה is represented as making the clouds his chariot; M. S. Smith and Pitard (1994) notes “Baal’s common epithet,”Cloudrider” (rkb ’rpt), assumes the context of a storm-chariot”. Baal is referred to as “Cloudrider” several times in the story. Or, in the last line, יהוה is presented as ruling fire and flame as though they are functionaries or subordinates. Similarly, in the Baal Cycle we know that Baal commands “Fire” and “Flame” as subordinates because they were part of his forces defeated by the Goddess Anat, who asserts (M. S. Smith and Pitard 1994)

I struck down Fire (’išt), the Dog of El (klbt ’ilm), I annihilated Flame (¦bb), the Daughter of El (bt ’il)

Here Fire and Flame are proper names for gods who served under Baal, but all the gods were children of El – the high god who ruled the pantheon with Asherah (Handy 1994).

So we see that early conceptions of יהוה were similar to other Northwest Semitic deities. Romer (2015) concisely presents scholarly arguments that יהוה was a storm god who was worshiped in “the South”, was imported into the Northwest Semitic pantheon in the 2nd tier (same tier as Baal, below El and Asherah), rose in popularity above Baal, eventually replacing him, and was finally conflated with El – the high deity – probably around the 1st millennium BCE. This view is supported by references to “El” in the Hebrew Bible as the identifier for the God of Israel (Israel means “El contends” or “one who contends with El”), from extant records where יהוה is worshiped alongside Asherah who is his consort⁵⁰ – the same relationship as between El and Asherah in the Ugaritic texts, and by other Biblical passages.

Let us consider two translations of Deuteronomy 32:7-9

(KJV) 7 Remember the days of old, consider the years of many generations: ask thy father, and he will shew thee; thy elders, and they will tell thee. 8 When the Most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he separated the sons of Adam, he set the bounds of the people according to the number of the children of Israel [or “according to the number of Israelites” in modern plain English]. 9 For the Lord’s portion is his people; Jacob is the lot of his inheritance. [bold text mine]

(NRSVU) 7 Remember the days of old; consider the years long past; ask your father, and he will inform you, your elders, and they will tell you. 8 When the Most High apportioned the nations, when he divided humankind, he fixed the boundaries of the peoples according to the number of the gods [or “divine beings”]; 9 the Lord’s own portion was his people, Jacob his allotted share. [bold text mine]

Modern translations differ from the KJV because the KJV rendering was not the original form of the Hebrew text. In the early 17th century - the best Hebrew manuscripts available were the Masoretic Texts (MT – Hebrew manuscripts maintained within the Jewish tradition). The earliest of these we posses date to about the 11th century. Both the Septuagint translations (which were completed from Hebrew sources around 250 BCE, and the Dead Sea Scroll fragment 4QDeut^j) provide the earlier reading that is reflected in NRSVU and other modern translations.

For reference see Joosten (2007) who states

The reading of the Qumran fragment [Dead Sea Scroll 4QDeutj] and the Septuagint is widely considered to reflect the original text of the poem in Deut. XXXii.5 In this understanding, the passage harks back to a time when Israelite monotheism was struggling to come to terms with ambient polytheism. The reading of the MT is viewed as a secondary variant due to theological correction. It is a kind of tiqqun sopherim⁵¹, aiming to iron out a residue of polytheism from the biblical text.

Somewhere along the way, as strict Monotheism became the theology of the day, scribes realized that Deut 32:8 was too problematic and made an adjustment

גולדשטיין and Goldstein (2010) similarly notes that the passages

…were preserved in their original form in the Septuagint and at Qumran, and allow for the existence of deities besides YHWH…It seems probable that the original purpose of the allotment of portions in Deut 32:8-9 was to stress that YHWH (probably identified as one of the sons of El) was exalted to the status of the main God to rule over the minor deities, the sons of El;

El the high diety from the Ugaritic texts ruled over his children – the active deities, who each ruled over their own “nations” (likely city states) (Handy 1994). Many scholars notice the parallels with Duet 32:8.

All of the above is very different from the conception of God we have by the 2nd century BCE and after – when God is no longer named with a proper name, is less anthropomorphic, and by the time of the early Christian writers – the conception of God is quite markedly steeped in Greek philosophical frameworks – almost certainly because Jews were exposed to Greco-Roman culture and ideas as the Roman Empire encroached upon and finally conquered ancient Palestine in 63 BCE, and because early Christian thinkers were educated in Greek schools (all of the New Testament writings were originally written in Greek).

But changes in Christian conceptualizations of God didn’t stop in the 1st Century CE.

The Trinity

The Doctrine of the Trinity is a post-Biblical innovation that wasn’t mature in Christian theology until the 5th century CE or so (strictly speaking it still isn’t finalized across all denominations, and significant disagreement continues – some modern day churches such as Unitarian Universalists and Oneness Pentacostals still reject it). Readers astutely familiar with the King James Version may refute the suggestion that it’s not in the Bible by thinking of 1 John 5:7

(KJV) 5 Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God? 6 This is he that came by water and blood, even Jesus Christ; not by water only, but by water and blood. And it is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. 7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one.

Plain as day in verse 7, but doesn’t it seem just a little out of place? Verse 6 mentions water and blood and Spirit. Verse 8 again is describing Spirit, water, and blood. Verse 7 seems disconnected with verses 6 and 8. If we look at some modern translations:

(NASB) 5 Who is the one who overcomes the world, but the one who believes that Jesus is the Son of God? 6 This is the One who came by water and blood, Jesus Christ; not with the water only, but with the water and with the blood. It is the Spirit who testifies, because the Spirit is the truth. 7 For there are three that testify: 8 the Spirit and the water and the blood; and the three are in agreement.

(NRSVU) 5 Who is it who conquers the world but the one who believes that Jesus is the Son of God? Testimony concerning the Son of God 6 This is the one who came by water and blood, Jesus Christ, not with the water only but with the water and the blood. And the Spirit is the one that testifies, for the Spirit is the truth. 7 There are three that testify: 8 the Spirit and the water and the blood, and these three agree.

(NIV) 5 Who is it that overcomes the world? Only the one who believes that Jesus is the Son of God. 6 This is the one who came by water and blood—Jesus Christ. He did not come by water only, but by water and blood. And it is the Spirit who testifies, because the Spirit is the truth. 7 For there are three that testify: 8 the Spirit, the water and the blood; and the three are in agreement.

There is nary a Trinity to be found – the reason it is not found in modern translations is because it wasn’t in the original text.

The additional text we find in the KJV is known as the Comma Johanneum. The reasons for thinking it wasn’t in the original text are that

• of the ~500 Greek manuscripts in existence that contain 1 John 5, the Comma Johanneum is only found in at most ten⁵² (Metzger and Erhman 2005), (Hixson 2020) .

• that seven of these ten are 14-18th century CE manuscripts; one is 10th Century, one is 11th Century, and one is 12th Century (Hixson 2020).

• that in six of these ten – it is written in the margins and that the three earliest manuscripts (the 10th, 11th, 12th Century MS) are among these six (Metzger and Erhman 2005), (Hixson 2020).

• that some of these marginal notes were demonstrably added much later

  • GA 221 is the 10th Century manuscript with the marginal note but an 1854 description of it in a catalog specifically indicated it did not include the Comma (Hixson 2020).
  • GA 177 is an 11th century manuscript but the Comma in it was added as a marginal note around 1785 – we know because the scribe making the notes in that manuscript signed and dated one of them (Hixson 2020).
  • GA 88 is the 12th Century but the marginal note is written in a 16th century style (Metzger and Erhman 2005) and it spells out both “Father” and “Spirit” which Hixson (2020) points out are usually abbreviated in manuscripts, suggesting the annotator was using a printed Bible later than Erasmus’ 2nd Edition for the text of the Comma. You can observe the abbreviation of Spiritus as “SPS” in Figure 10 below.
  • GA 429 is 14th Century but the text of the Comma in the margins exactly follows the printed text of Erasmus’ 3rd printed edition which puts the addition after 1522.

• that the earliest possible reference to the text is from Cyprian in the late 3rd century (Wallace 2004) - but what he actually quotes is that “and these three are one”. Cyprian was arguing for the Trinity here during the debates surrounding the nature of Jesus’ Divinity and if the Comma text was known to him, it doesn’t make sense that he would only quote “and these three are one” and since Cyprian was writing in Latin – what he quotes is exactly the rendering of the end of verse 8 about the water, blood, and spirit – “et tres unum sunt” (See Figure 10 below)

• that the earliest exact reference to the Comma text as part of 1 John is in a Latin treatise from the 4th century.

• that if we consider actual Bible manuscripts in languages other than Greek we find that:

  • It doesn’t appear in any manuscript of the Vulgate that dates earlier than about 800 CE (Metzger and Erhman 2005). For example Codex Fuldensis⁵³ or Codex Amiatinus.
  • It doesn’t appear in any other Latin manuscript that dates prior to the 5th Century CE.
  • It doesn’t appear in any ancient manuscript in Syriac, Coptic, Armenian, Ethiopic, Arabic, or Slavonic (Wallace 2004).

Figure 10: Codex Sangallensis 63 (277); Latin, 9th Century. (Codex Sangallensis 63, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons – https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cod._Sangallensis_63_(277).jpg). The Codex dates to the 9th Century but the Comma was added later. The overlayed text and green arrows are my annotations, with translation from (https://vulgate.org/nt/epistle/1john_5.htm). The text in darker ink at the bottom of the page associated with the annotation mark on the left side is the Comma.

The most likely origin for the Comma is someone reading and writing in Latin in the Western Empire in the mid 2nd to early 3rd century CE who made an annotation on 1 John 5:7-8 thinking that pattern of thought (three witnesses that agree in one, or “are one” as it’s usually rendered in Latin) made a good argument in support of the concept of Trinity (which was as yet still being debated and formed). That text was likely used in arguments, copied into other manuscripts – added into manuscripts by others who heard it, and eventually assimilated in the Latin tradition, and later still assimilated into the Greek tradition. Erasmus didn’t include the Comma in the first or second editions of the Textus Receptus (printed Greek New Testament developed in the early 1500’s) because at the time there was no known Greek manuscript evidence for it.

An article on the Comma in manuscript Gregory-Aland 177 (as mentioned above in the notes) states that while “the manuscript basis for this Trinitarian formula is rather paltry, it has infected the history of the English Bible in a huge way, functioning as a rally point for King James Only advocates” (CSNTM 2010).

Writing the late 18th Century, historian Edward Gibbon in his seminal history of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire observes while discussing various other forgeries by Anthanasius and Augustin that (Gibbon 1782)

Even the Scriptures themselves were profaned by their rash and sacrilegious hands. The memorable text, which asserts the unity of the three who bear witness in heaven, is condemned by the universal silence of the orthodox fathers, ancient versions, and authentic manuscripts. It was first alleged by the Catholic bishops whom Hunneric summoned to the conference of Carthage. An allegorical interpretation, in the form, perhaps, of a marginal note, invaded the text of the Latin Bibles, which were renewed and corrected in a dark period of ten centuries. After the invention of printing, 119 the editors of the Greek Testament yielded to their own prejudices, or those of the times; 120 and the pious fraud, which was embraced with equal zeal at Rome and at Geneva, has been infinitely multiplied in every country and every language of modern Europe.

But this is all digression.

All of the above is required to demonstrate that the concept of the Trinity is post-biblical and that no Biblical passages in the original texts as best we can reconstruct them describe a Triune God. No such Doctrine existed formally within Christianity until 325 CE when it was determined by majority vote. So what was the thinking in early Christianity before that?

The Gospels are not precise respecting Jesus’ Divinity and exactly how he is supposed to relate to capital G God, יהוה (Yahweh), the God of Israel, and this presented a problem for the Monotheistic Jews who were first grappling with what Jesus was actually supposed to be. A few of the different concepts competing in the marketplace of religious theologies included

• Docetism - The notion that the human form of Jesus was basically an illusion created by God – but that Jesus had no real humanity or human flesh. Docetism was practiced at least as early as the late 2nd Century CE because we have, in the writings of Eusebius, a record of a letter from Bishop Serapion of Antioch from around the year 200 describing a community in Rhossus using the Gospel of Peter. The Gospel of Peter is now universally recognized as an early 2nd Century forgery. At the time Serapion deemed it “for the most part Orthodox, but [containing] ‘additions’ to the Gospel story that he considered spurious and dangerous…he forbade future use of the book” (Erhman 2013). It is unclear exactly what these passages were but some hint of Docetism is indicated in the historical record. Docetic concepts propagated in numerous other books that were popular at the time that did not become canonical. The movement was significant enough that it was explicitly condemned as heresy at the First Council of Nicaea in 325
• Modalism argued that God was one God in a strict sense and that the notion of three consubstantial but independent and separate entities equated to polytheism. So in this view there was only one God that was entirely God himself but that God could operate in different “modes”. In this scheme Father, Son, Holy Spirit are like titles describing the same entity when it’s doing different things. This view is still practiced today by Oneness Pentecostals and interestingly enough, they also use 1 John 5:7-8 as an evidence to support their concept.
• A long detailed history of thought progression is available at the Standford Encylopedia of Philosophy (Tuggy 2024)

But the main point of history I want to highlight is the debate leading up to First Nicaea in 325 – at this point there were two major factions in the church that were

ὁμοιούσιος [homoiousios – similar essence]

ὁμοούσιος [homoousios – same essence, consubstantial]

The Bible as the Inspired Word of God

The Creation Story in Genesis 1

The Counter Arguments

The review and compilation of this material and the construction of this document consumed about 129 hours of my time and required about 1,000 pages of reading. While this labor was augmented by having previously read perhaps 5,000 pages of Biblical scholarship and history related to the Ancient Near East, Judaism, and early Christianity – mostly in the last six or seven years – it is still a staggeringly little amount of time⁵⁴. That amount of study barely breaches the surface of the vast aquifer of ignorance in which most of humanity (myself included) wallows about, submerged, for most of the time. Actual biblical scholars who study a specific time period or topic for a couple of decades have likely read 200,000 - 400,000 pages of reference material, have studied the source texts in their original languages, and argue among themselves about what they think the data most likely mean – these arguments change with new archaeological discoveries and with new analytic techniques.

I include this section only to state that for all of the points in this document that refute the magic and miracle of the Biblical tradition, you will find apologetic⁵⁵ counter arguments – I have read at least a dozen of them in the course of writing this. I do not find the apologetic counter arguments at all convincing because they are frequently logically fallacious, almost always seek to find an interpretation of the data that makes the biblical tradition “not impossible” rather than trying to find the most likely interpretation of the data, and always start from the conclusion that the Bible is the Inspired Inerrant Word of God and that all of it is true and consistent in every way ⁵⁶. These arguments are not scholarship or critical thinking; they do not seek knowledge or truth; they seek only to justify beliefs, the refutation of which would be unpleasant and uncomfortable for the apologist. A reasonably thorough treatment would require an entire book, but I want to examine just one example I encountered while writing this document.

A question posted to the Biblical Hermeneutics Stack Exchange solicited thoughts on why Matthew’s account of Jesus’ entry into Jerusalem includes two donkeys when the other Gospels only include one. University of Georgia professor Wayne Coppins (2012) provides a succinct summary of the arguments on how to interpret this conundrum. From my reading of this and other sources the most likely reason is that while the Hebrew of Zechariah 9:9 certainly describes one animal in a poetic “parallelism” that is common in Hebrew literature (describing something in two ways for emphasis, tone, meter, poetry etc), an unclear or erroneous translation of the Hebrew in the Greek Septuagint (what Matthew’s author and his audience would have been referencing) indicates two animals (Cargill 2022).

Here we have a translation of the Hebrew from Sefaria:

גִּילִ֨י מְאֹ֜ד בַּת־צִיּ֗וֹן הָרִ֙יעִי֙ בַּ֣ת יְרוּשָׁלַ֔͏ִם הִנֵּ֤ה מַלְכֵּךְ֙ יָ֣בוֹא לָ֔ךְ צַדִּ֥יק וְנוֹשָׁ֖ע ה֑וּא עָנִי֙ וְרֹכֵ֣ב עַל־חֲמ֔וֹר וְעַל־עַ֖יִר בֶּן־אֲתֹנֽוֹת׃

Rejoice greatly, Fair Zion; Raise a shout, Fair Jerusalem! Lo, your king is coming to you. He is victorious, triumphant, Yet humble, riding on a donkey, On a jackass foaled by a jenny.

and another from mechon-mamre

Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion, shout, O daughter of Jerusalem; behold, thy king cometh unto thee, he is triumphant, and victorious, lowly, and riding upon an ass, even upon a colt the foal of an ass.

Both of these translations describe one animal in two ways. Genesis 49:11 illustrates the same pattern describing a donkey. But the Greek of the Septuagint didn’t clearly convey that grammar and when we see Septuagint translations in English we usually find something like:

χαῖρε σφόδρα θύγατερ Σιων κήρυσσε θύγατερ Ιερουσαλημ ἰδοὺ ὁ βασιλεύς σου ἔρχεταί σοι δίκαιος καὶ σῴζων αὐτός πραῢς καὶ ἐπιβεβηκὼς ἐπὶ ὑποζύγιον καὶ[and] πῶλον νέον [emphasis added]

Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; proclaim [it] aloud, O daughter of Jerusalem; behold, the King is coming to thee, just, and a Saviour; he is meek and riding on an ass, and a young foal [emphasis added].

which reflects what the author of Matthew was seeing in Greek – two animals⁵⁷ While it’s nonsensical to suggest Jesus entering Jerusalem astride two animals like a circus performer, the language here is ambiguous and some people have interpreted it that way⁵⁸. With the existence of the Hebrew texts to inform the meaning of the Greek, it is patently absurd to understand the prophecy as referring to two animals. The KJV English similarly indicates two animals – “lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass”. But modern translations in English based on the Hebrew text and with the advantage of scholarship regarding the Septuagint translation correct this f aux pas (e.g see New King James, NIV, NRSV, ESV, ASB etc. for Zechariah 9:9).

So why does Matthew include two animals in its version of the story when Mark and Luke and John only include one? It’s not possible for us to know, but there are two reasons that seem likely.

Prophecy Fullfillment

Much of the content in Matthew has Jesus fulfilling prophecy to the letter as written in the Old Testament. By one count, Matthew has Jesus fulfilling 13 specific prophecies compared to just three in Mark.

Matthew clearly seeks to check every prophetic box possible and since his readers were reading in Greek, they were reading the Septuagint, and since they Septuagint says two, Matthew says two, even if the author of Matthew knows the Septuagint only says two because of a grammar ambiguity that arose in the translation from the Hebrew. Matthew’s grammar is sufficiently ambiguous that it can be interpreted as literally saying Jesus is sitting on both animals, or that the clothes go on both and then Jesus sits on the clothes (presumably the clothes only on one of two animals). So Matthew’s author wrote to close any possible prophecy loophole by rendering the text such that it can be interpreted in two ways. This is the mostly likely interpretation of the data.

But back to our Biblical Hermeneutics Stack Exchange discussion and the point I want illuminate. User @Xeno provided an answer that asserts there must have been two animals in the actual event, and Mark, Luke, and John just didn’t bother to mention them. When challenged on their reasoning user @Xeno explained that:

Basically, if we suggest Scripture contains errors “here and there,” then it is not inspired. I could then find no reason to believe it.

…and so people do not think critically, people must not think critically – they must think creatively, or magically to find any way possible to make the data fit the dogma (of Inspiration, of Inerrancy etc.).

I’ve seen that pattern of thought many many times and it is so demoralizing to me. I further suggest this pattern of thinking is detrimental for the human condition because we have a significant portion of the population who are conditioned to accept what they are told, not to think too hard about it, and are socially rewarded for this conformance.

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1. To get the “modern day nativity scene”, we must combine the contradictory accounts in Matthew and Luke. Mark is the earliest gospel, most likely written around 70 CE, and it doesn’t contain any birth narrative at all – we only hear that Jesus “came from Nazareth”. The author of Mark doesn’t mention Bethlehem at all. Matthew was likely written in the 80’s CE and doesn’t mention mangers or shepherds or their accommodations at all – in Matthew we get astrologers from Iran who follow the star in the east that led them around until it hovered over “the place where the child was” like a quest marker in a video game, but no description of that place. Then they flee to Egypt because Herod issues a decree to kill all the male infants. From Egypt they return to Nazareth after Herod’s death. Luke makes no mention of the star or the Herod’s decree. Mary and Joseph travel to Bethlehem for a census and here we get most of the nativity elements – the stable and manger and shepherds. After the birth they travel to Jerusalem, then back to Nazareth – there is no flight to Egypt to await Herod’s death. In the course of writing this I discovered another error in the “modern” nativity scene – The translation of κατάλυμα in Luke 2:7 as “inn”, is almost certainly incorrect. The most likely meaning intended by the author was “guest room” in family house – see Mickelson (2015), Carlson (2010), Swan (2014), Lefebvre (2021) or consult the Google for many more). The guest rooms in a traditional four room Palestinian house were on upper floors. It seems likely that a manger would have been in the first floor courtyard where animals would have been housed and where fodder would have been stored (Botha 1998)↩︎

2. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD) is such a substance. Tolerance builds within 24 hours and reaches maximum by the fourth day but a five-day abstinence period entirely reverses tolerance (Buchborn et al. 2016)↩︎

3. There are plenty of pictures of these types of stone basins – but all of these pictures I can find are on website articles that generally allude to this birth narrative – I can’t find any archaeological or academic assessment of these basins that indicate their likely use or their dating. Evidence of wooden troughs in the Levant exists. Rosenberg, Galili, and Langgut (2023) report what is most likely a wooden trough that “may have been used as a container for feeding livestock or various household uses” that dates to 5th millennium BCE from a submerged site just off the coast near modern Haifa in Israel.↩︎

4. I don’t think any of the gods of Egypt (or of any culture) actually exist or ever existed but the authors of Exodus portray the patron deity of Israel as believing the gods of Egypt to be real, and deserving of His judgement. It may be worth noting for those new to any sort of critical analysis of the Bible that I say “authors” of Exodus because since the 19th century when critical analysis of the Bible began in Germany, the overwhelming consensus among scholars is that Exodus and the other books in the Pentateuch were composed by different groups of writers and sources from different periods – scholars identify these as the J (Yahwist), E (Elohist), D (Deuteronomist), and P (Priestly) sources. Not all scholars agree with all of those designations but the overwhelming majority argue for different groups of writers with different rhetorical goals working over a period of perhaps four or five centuries. It is incontrovertible that the Pentateuch can be clustered into distinct portions based on grammar and language styles using statistical and machine learning algorithms ( (Schans et al. 2019), (Peursen 2023), (Rachmuth, Portnoy, and Wright 2022), (Hallo 2020) and many many other). Most scholars conclude the writings in Exodus were authored during the period starting from around 700 BCE and up to around 350 BCE by different scribal groups in different places at different times with final edits and redaction by P (Society of Biblical Literature 2023). For a general discussion see (M. S. Smith 1996); for a detailed discussion of P’s redeaction of the Plague narratives see (Zevit 1976)↩︎

5. The notion that the gods “ate” the sacrifices is not unique to writers in Israel – more on this in a later section.↩︎

6. For discussion see Jewish Virutal Library and consult your favorite Hebrew lexicon – link to Strongs (Strong’s is free but it is also quite dated and not your best resource – forgive me for having forgotten the other lexicon that is generally better and available as a pdf download)↩︎

7. Please forgive a little frivolity – stone mangers wouldn’t actually provide meaningful protection from an IED directly below either – the stone would almost certainly fracture and augment the shrapnel pattern, and the overpressure from the blast would cause likely internal organ damage. Severe injury or death would be certain.↩︎

8. Estimates of literacy rates range from 3% (Bar-Ilan 1992) to 10% (Harris 1989)↩︎

9. This centralization started with Josiah’s reforms around 623 BCE and these reforms also present an interesting case study in how religious ideology evolves which we’ll examine in more detail later (actually no we won’t – I’m running out of time to finish this so I’m not going to get to it – for reference see (J. Wright 2023) and (Romer 2015).↩︎

10. He holds an MA in Hebrew Language from Jerusalem University College, an MA in Old Testament from Reformed Theological Seminary, and an MPhil and PhD in Hebraic Cognate Studies (Jewish backgrounds of the Bible) from Hebrew Union College full bio.↩︎

11. Bio from 1517: Chad Bird is a Scholar in Residence at 1517. He has served as a pastor, professor, and guest lecturer in Old Testament and Hebrew. He holds master’s degrees from Concordia Theological Seminary and Hebrew Union College. He has contributed articles to Christianity Today, The Gospel Coalition, Modern Reformation, The Federalist, Lutheran Forum, and other journals and websites. He is also the author of several books, including The Christ Key & Limping with God.↩︎

12. Viola is an author and Dr. Sweet is a Theologian – currently the E. Stanley Jones Professor Emeritus at Drew Theological School, Drew University.↩︎

13. At least that we have any record of, but as we will see below – there is no reason for such a notion to exist in human thought.↩︎

14. Nunally points out he might have cited Micah 5:2 or the quote of Micah in Matthew. Edersheim doesn’t cite these verses here but points to Targum pseudo-Jonathan after the next sentence.↩︎

15. Edersheim references Targum Pseudo-Jonathan on Genesis 35:21 but doesn’t quote it. It reads “And Jakob proceeded and spread his tent beyond the tower of Eder, the place from whence, it is to be, the King Meshiha (Messiah) will be revealed at the end of the days.” (emphasis is mine). Obviously Jesus was not revealed at the end of days, so this prophecy fails if Jesus is supposed to be the Messiah – but this is a Jewish text written centuries after the time of Jesus. The Messiah here isn’t even supposed to be Jesus. The Targum dates no earlier than the 4th Century and some scholars argue for dates as late as the 14th Century. The Targum is a translation and interpretation of the Torah into Aramaic and incorporates extra-biblical material. Genesis 35:21 ends with Jacob spreading his tent and doesn’t include any discussions of the Messiah. Why would Edershiem reference the Targum? My opinion is that his rhetorical goal is to create symbolism and synergy unveiled as the discovery of a previously unknown secret – because people like reading such things – and the Targum provided some words that create that symbolism if you don’t think too hard or look too closely.↩︎

16. Dan McCellan “received his PhD in theology and religion from the University of Exeter, where he wrote his dissertation on the conceptualization of deity and divine images in the Hebrew Bible through the methodological lenses of cognitive linguistics and the cognitive science of religion. Since March of 2021, he has been confronting misinformation on social media related to the academic study of the Bible and religion.”– From his website bio (https://www.maklelan.org/about)↩︎

17. Complete exchange for transparency. Q: can you enumerate a list of possible injury mechanisms or pathways for physical injury (sprains, fractures etc.) that baby goats experience or might experience if you’re not careful with them? and what kinds of precautions do you take with newborn goats to prevent injury if any? A: Baby goats find themselves in jeopardy for many reasons. They are very susceptible to dying if they get cold or wet. If they get cold and wet it’s almost a death sentence. They are very curious and like to get into things like water troughs (see above statement). They get into the mineral feeder and then can’t get out and die. They will chew on hay string and swallow it and eventually die. And then if their diet changes or the weather changes then it can upset their stomachs and they die. If they lay out in the sun after drinking a lot of milk they can get a sour stomach and die. Sprains and injuries will heal on their own or we amputate. Mostly the newborns survive and if we have babies coming we give them access to shelters and the moms do the rest. If they are orphans it’s a lot harder.↩︎

18. This is Rabbinic commentary composed in the 5th - 6th Century CE and is what Edersheim appeals to to suggest that normal shepherds weren’t allowed to raise flocks in Bethlehem so it must have been priests who must have had special permission – you can read it here↩︎

19. It’s a bit strange to say he died or sacrificed his life when he is thought to be an immortal entity that is consubstantial with and fully equal to God who is also יהוה (Yahweh), the very God of Israel↩︎

20. The Amarna Letters include 380 clay tablets written in Akkadian cuneiform that are mostly government correspondence from the local city “mayors” who administered small cities in Canaan on behalf of the Egyptian Pharaoh. The letters mostly reflect complaints from the mayors about local security and other mayors, and requests to Pharaoh to rectify these complaints. The data of interest is that though the language is Akkadian – the dialect is Canaanite, and no Biblical or Jewish names occur in the correspondence – so it doesn’t seem likely that any significant Israelite presence in Canaan existed in the mid-14th century BCE when these letters were composed (J. Wright 2023). Of course this is problematic for the story of the Exodus and the conquest of Cannan. While the Masoretic Text and Septuagint disagree with each other and with Flavius Josephus (who disagrees with himself) regarding the timelines (Eaves 2023), the Biblical and ancient source timelines require dates between the 16th and 14th century BCE – before Israel as a people existed. Eaves (2023) ignores this all the other archaeological evidence and argues for a Biblical timeline of the Exodus, and the fact of the Exodus.↩︎

21. This data conflict with the Biblical timeline for the Exodus and conquest of Canaan which, if the Biblical account is historical, should have already occurred. But almost no scholar of history or critical scholar of the Hebrew Bible believes the Exodus to be historical (more on this in the next section).↩︎

22. the Babylonian feasts were not burned, but left for a while then redistributed↩︎

23. The Hebrew here is the Tetragrammaton that is un-pronounced, or pronounced “Adonai” for “lord”. The biblical scribes began using this placeholder after the pronunciation or writing of the divine name became forbidden around the 6th century BCE. Scholars estimate it represents a verbalization like “Yahweh” – the proper name of the patron deity of Israel in the Hebrew Bible)↩︎

24. A city in Mesopotamia – the sacrificial cult there included specific temple layouts and procedures.↩︎

25. Again Exodus was finally compiled and redacted by P (see previous notes on Exodus passage above).↩︎

26. S. Lieberman, Hellenism in Jewish Palestine, N. Y., 1950, p. 130, n. 60↩︎

27. Or in all of human story telling culture – I would argue that the cognitive and psychological processes involved in the embellishment of religious traditions are no different than ones that cause fish stories to grow, and motivate Hollywood Studios to reboot old stories with new settings and augmented thematic elements.↩︎

28. Readers may wonder at my definition of cursory and begin to question my faculties.↩︎

29. For a refresher see here↩︎

30. One of, if not the most, prestigious and preeminent science journals. When Watson and Crick proposed a “Molecular Structure of Nucleic Acids” (Watson and Crick 1953), the structure was theorized from inferential data, but they published the result in Nature.↩︎

31. I rounded carefully but it’s possible any individual data point is \(\pm\) 1 from the actual counts↩︎

32. This argument may not be crystal clear so I’ll expound a little more – the reason I think this is the correct way to organize this data to address this question is because the people making this argument fundamentally assert that it was religious thinking - belief in a supernatural God, and that supernatural God’s instructions to humans (which for some reason, humans had to write down themselves) that shaped our principles of government – all the other sources are fundamentally not that - they are philosophical treatises on the nature of human governments – Enlightenment just refers to writing and thinking of a particular period from a particular view point – Classical refers to Platonic or Aristotelian ideas, or the writings of Cicero, Boethius etc. None of these other categories depend on authority from a supernatural entity.↩︎

33. This actually references the book version of this work – I don’t have access to the book but it is an expanded discussion of the shorter paper.↩︎

34. The bracketed content in the quote above is Barton’s, not mine.↩︎

35. The Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States of America and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli, or Barbary↩︎

36. Research Professor of Theology and Biblical Studies at Phoenix Seminary in Arizona. Bio Here. He is a graduate of Harvard (BA), Westminster Seminary-Philadelphia (MDiv, DD), and the University of Cambridge (PhD). He has served as the president of the Evangelical Theological Society (1999), as a member of the Translation Oversight Committee for the English Standard Version of the Bible, and was the General Editor for the ESV Study Bible (2008).↩︎

37. Cosby (1994) argues that the imagery associated with the imperial cult in 1 Thessalonians was actually a foil to contrast Jesus’ return as distinctly different from those worldly events of the Roman Imperial cult and that the scholarly consensus may not be as strongly supported by data as previously thought. He asserts and that the text “leaves open the matter of whether or not the Christians are caught up in the air in order to escort the Lord back to Earth” but that “I still detest what I perceive to be the misguided teaching on the Rapture of the Church in some Christian circles because of the abuses it produces.”↩︎

38. The Imperial Cult began with the Deification of Julius Caesar after his successful coup of the Roman Republic. The infrastructure of the Senate remained in place but Caesar ruled supreme. Sycophants who sought favor erected statues and began dedicating events to Caesar in the way that, previously, had been reserved for gods. Burton (1912) notes that “…this was pure flattery, which was probably taken seriously by no one, least of all by Caesar” but the language and concepts crept into the public mindset as he made policy and public works that were popular. “But Caesar’s death transformed the compliments of his flatterers into a genuine cult. Popular enthusiasm over his achievements and indignation at his death found expression in religious adoration. It was really the Roman populace that raised Caesar to the rank of a god. The common people, Suetonius tells us, were convinced of his divinity.” (Burton 1912)↩︎

39. For this last argument see (Wagner 1998).↩︎

40. Or possibly, dishonestly? I haven’t studied his writings much but some of the contradictory language in this one sermon makes me at least mildly suspicious that he is really just agitating for his own personally preferred political objectives – but it’s possible he just doesn’t realize the inconsistency or is able to rationalize it away.↩︎

41. In “Antiquities of the Jews”. See https://lexundria.com/j_aj/6.171/wst for a translation of the relevant section↩︎

42. And that seems common. This lesson has the teacher read the story from up to verse 50, the point where David kills Goliath with the stone. The lesson ends there; probably because if they read verse 51, some of the children might ask why David needed the sword to cut off his head after saying “the Lord doesn’t save by using a sword or a spear”. The lesson goes on to emphasize that David had 5 stones but only needed one because “With God on your side – you always win!” – which is demonstrably false – it’s not even true within the Biblical tradition – I think we should rather teach children that “With revisionist historical fiction on the side of the authors – the authors always win, so it’s important to view historical narratives skeptically and with the context and rhetorical goals of their authors in mind”. One last note is that this Sunday School lesson is itself an example of imaginative innovation - innovation in what to edit out and what to emphasize, and how to interpret, to achieve a specific pedantic goal. Here is another example wherein the five stones in David’s pouch have been assigned symbolic representation – this is entirely fabricated and has no basis in the text. This lesson also omits the decapitation with Goliath’s sword.↩︎

43. KJV has “hang them up” but the meaning is more closely something like “impale them on stakes planted on the ground and leave them hanging on the steaks”, some form of crucifixion (Society of Biblical Literature 2023)↩︎

44. Note from Sepharia: Perhaps a duplicate of ’oregim (“weavers”) at the end of the verse; meaning of Heb. uncertain. 1 Chron. 20.5 reads “And Elhanan son of Jair killed Lahmi, the brother of Goliath the Gittite.”. The name here is nonsensical and is almost certainly a scribal error in copying because in Hebrew, the location of “weaver” appears at the same part of the sentence next to similar words and this is a common manuscript transmission error.↩︎

45. Also of interest is that Greek translations for Jews living in Egypt changed elements of the story and tone to be less harsh regarding the rule of foreign kings – probably an early case of political correctness (Society of Biblical Literature 2023)↩︎

46. see (Erhman 2013) or (Pearse 2013) who argues Erhman’s treatment of the letter overstates its significance in assessing attitudes toward forgery in the 5th Century CE.↩︎

47. See (Traherne 1673) to read it yourself. I have verified at least one example in that book – Pseudo-Isidoran (or False) Decretals, a 9th-century forgery of papal letters purportedly from the early popes that describe the pope has having absolute authority; we need no discussion of its motivation – but we may view Traherne’s work with some skepticism because the author proclaims himself a proud Anglican and may have been motivated to find forgery without the standards of modern scholarship and analysis. I haven’t take then the time to research it so will not comment further on its content.↩︎

48. Attempts to suppress content frequently inflame interest. Regarding recent book bans in the United States, Ananthakrishnan et al. (2025) “find that the circulations of banned books increased by 12%, on average, compared with comparable nonbanned titles after the ban”, as well as influencing political donation patterns.↩︎

49. I dind’t know this about Jefferson until a few years ago. Jefferson was a Deist and rejected the notion that Jesus was God and rejected the supernatural in general. In the Presidential Election of 1800 Jefferson’s political opponents accused him of being an atheist because of this – he constructed what is now known as The Jefferson Bible which relates the stories of Jesus’ teachings on morality and ethics but strips out the miracles and magic. For an excellent discussion I recommend Religion in American Politics by Frank Lambert (Lambert 2008) – or consult your favorite search engine. Thomas Paine was also a Deist and loudly rejected the doctrines and creeds and dogmas of organized religion in the introduction to is 1796 publication “The Age of Reason”. He states plainly: “I believe in one God, and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond this life. I believe the equality of man, and I believe that religious duties consist in doing justice, loving mercy, and endeavoring to make our fellow-creatures happy. But, lest it should be supposed that I believe many other things in addition to these, I shall, in the progress of this work, declare the things I do not believe, and my reasons for not believing them. I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit” (Paine 1796). I tend to agree.↩︎

50. Among the Jewish Garrison at Elephantine Island around 400 BCE, for instance (J. Wright 2023).↩︎

51. Term from Rabbinic literature that refers to a change of wording in the Tanakh in order to preserve the honor of God.↩︎

52. Counts vary between 8 and 10 – some of these are marginal notes that were demonstrably added long after the manuscript itself was constructed – for example Metzger and Erhman (2005) do not include GA 177 in their count of eight. GA 177 is an 11th century manuscript but the Comma in it was added as a marginal note around 1785 and the form of the text (with chapter and verse indicate it was added based on a printed edition – so not really a manuscript witness).↩︎

53. Made between 541 and 546 CE, Codex Fuldensis does not include the Comma, but fascinatingly, does not include the 4 Gospels either – Fuldensis includes the Diatessaron. The Diatessaron is a 2nd Century harmonization of the 4 Gospels into a single narrative, created by Tatian. It was popular in Syriac for a while but eventually died out in favor of preserving the 4 separate texts. See (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatessaron)↩︎

54. An analysis I might perform on behalf of the Department of Defense usually consumes between 1,000 and 3,000 hours.↩︎

55. For those new to the academic study of the Bible, “apologetics” is term used to describe arguments constructed in the defense of something – opposed to polemics which are arguments against something.↩︎

56. Many state this assumption plainly in their arguments. For example, T. Wright (2019) concludes that the Exodus actually occurred and that it occurred in 1446 BCE (the Biblical timeline). He reaches these conclusions “based on my view of the nature of Biblical”Inspiration,” “Inerrancy,” as well as textual, literary, philosophical, historical and archaeological considerations”. History and archaeology come last and they are but bits of data sprinkled on top of a dogma cake to make it look edible.↩︎

57. Or, at the very least, maybe two animals. There are some arguments that the usage of καὶ is ambiguous and could be interpreted as “even”. The crux is that the text of the Greek version of Zechariah could be interpreted as describing two animals.↩︎

58. Or after realizing how absurd that seems, conjure the notion that Jesus rode first one, then got off and rode the other the remainder of the way because of reasons that (like this Lamb narrative), have no basis in the texts of the ancient world and are just made up. See an example here. The source of this fantasy is commentary by Cornelius a Lapide, a Jesuit priest who died in 1637.↩︎